Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[ShindoL Shill]

I get my baseball bat and hammer the can into Joe's forehead.

 

[Zepherus14]

Realizing that Eric had infact hit Zep instead of Zap, I died instantly to the acid. "AH!! I must have had an ACID trip!?"

Trilby kills an innocent stickman, who was looking at buying some ribs from a local butcher.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wankah!" I say, doing my best impression of the Sniper from TF2.
I decide to write 'Zerg' on my chest and rush Eric.

 

[Knife-28]

Due to the pendulum effect, I swing back, hitting Eric, and causing Trilby to run into a wall.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I rub my nose and add 'made me run into a wall' to my List of Vengeance.
"KNIFE!" I yell, rushing him with my bat and knife.

 

[Knife-28]

As I swing back, I jump off the rope, tackling Trilby off the baclony.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

As I fall I do this:

 

[Knife-28]

I land next to Eric. "No it is not!" I say, before the hammer explodes, killing both of us.

 

[Knife-28]

Nothing to see here >.>

 

[Zepherus14]

I respawn and grab some bubble soup and a large bubble machine, and start to fill the mall with zillions of bubbles.

 

[Knife-28]

"MY EYES, THEY BURN!" I cry, respawning in the soapy mass of bubbles.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I approach Zeph under cover of daylight, and get distracted by the bubbles.
I officially declare them

 

[Demonjazz]

I belive the word is I have returned

 

[Knife-28]

I see demonjazz.
"IT BEGINS!!!"

 

[Demonjazz]

yes it does (gets stilleto out of pocket)lets dance

 

[Knife-28]

The stilleto explodes, and is replaced by a sharpened stick.
"I would like to remind you of the rule that states that there are to be NO CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS" I say, before drawing my own sharpened stick. "That said, let's fight."
I lunge at Demonjazz, trying to get him in the stomach.

 

[Demonjazz]

I do a quick evade and try to jab you in the side

 

[Knife-28]

I dodge a little to slowly, and get a shallow cut on my side for my trouble. I then lunge at Demonjazz again, trying to wrestle his weapon away from him.

 

[Demonjazz]

I do a awesome flip on to a girder above and land on top of you