Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[DJ_DEnM]

I start mining in the nearby rock climbing wall. I break through and...lava comes out. I burn to death.

 

[The Night Angel]

I then remove the knife from my chest, and before bleeding out, I use it to slit Knife's backstabbing throat

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in an electronics store, and set about building a fort with all the computer casings.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I paddle up to Knife. "Soup broth." I say.

 

[Knife-28]

"Soup broth tea you brew." I respond to Trilby, before activating the automated CD cannon on my fort, which starts firing upon him and his boat.

 

[MammothBlade]

*throws frag grenade*

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I paddle away at low speed.
Incredibly low.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I steal Trilby's boat, kill him and plant the French flag in the boat. Then I make a fort with it.

((Also, fuck yea forts.))

 

[Knife-28]

I throw a molotov cocktail at DJ DEnM's Boatfort.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I escape before it can burn completely and lunge my arcade sword at Knife.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn on Knife's shoulders. "Onwards, to battle, trusty steed!" I yell, pointing my rake at DJ.

 

[Knife-28]

As Trilby respawns on my shoulders, I trip, impailing Trilby with DJ DEnM's sword, and trapping him under Trilby's dead weight. I then abscond while I have the chance.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn on top of DJ and start slapping him silly.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I stab Trilby again and throw his corpse at Knife.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn near the rabid chinchilla pet shop.
"That seems dangerous and irresponsible." I say.
I put on my Staples Easy Armour and rush the horde.
THAT WAS EAS- THA- TH- TH- THAT WA-
I impale the last chinchilla.
THAT WAS EASY!

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Goes into the nearest astrology store to grab a telescope. I tape it to my token launcher to make the "Long-range Arcadesmans +1 Token Sniper". Patent pending.

 

[Knife-28]

I walk over to the base of the escalator, and, seeing Over speeing down, hold a cricket bat at about head hight.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in the basketball courts.
"Oh my god!" I say, [HEADING=1]"

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[DJ_DEnM]

I use my new Token Sniper to shoot EricDraven square in the head with a token.