Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[RaNDM G]

RaN (S): "Don't bother with him. I'll tell you later."

NaR takes a look at the Mall and ponders to himself.

NaR: Wait a minute, I was here when this damn building went out. How did I end up in Nevada? Hmm... I remember waking up and RaNDM was gone... I went into one of the sub-basements... Weird, I can't remember anything past that.

RaN (S): "Don't dwell on it. Let's get moving."

NaR: "Alright."

NaR walks into the Mall.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I check the dark Karoke bar, "Hello? Guys?", as I'm about to call a third time, a blade tries to attack me, I quickly counter with my own blade.

 

[RaNDM G]

Spoiler: For Tox

Thanks.

RaN (S): "Justin."

NaR: "What about him?"

Looking into the bar, NaR discovers Waffles fighting a shadowy figure carrying a rather large blade. He barges in and draws his lightsaber. The shadow turns away from Waffles and attempts to strike NaR with a horizontal slash, but NaR blocks his attack and kicks him to the ground.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Who the fuck are you!?", I ask my assailant.

"Who the fuck are you!?", my assailant asks me.

Tox comes in and turns on the lights, I finally see my assailant's face, grey with straight horns, "You're that troll!"

"What the fuck are you talking about!?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I protect Cialde, "No! We're keeping him! He shall be a apart of our team!"

"I never really agreed..."

"SILENCE, CIALDE!"

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "Wait, I'm confused. Who is this guy supposed to be?"

RaN (S): "He's a troll. He's worthless."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I roll my eyes at my friends disapproval, "Oh fine," I say, defeated, "He won't come with us, BUT DON'T KILL HIM!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Well that's weird.", I say.
"SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?", Cialde screams.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Cialde just gets fed up and leaves.
"Gimme some Sprite."

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]IN THE REAL WORLD![/HEADING]

Justin: "Sage! What do you want?"

Justin's voice gives me a jolt. I must have been typing for three hours straight.

Sage: "Uh... I'll take a Chai Tea Latte."

Justin takes everyone's orders up to the front. I decide to take a break from typing.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"And a Chai Tea Latte.", I add.

"Ok.", the employee says, "Your order will be up in a sec."

I sit next to Sage, "You ok?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I chug in no time flat, "Easy. Like water."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"We could forgo this plot and fight without any reason using random objects as weapons and armor.", I say, "Or we take a stroll down memory lane."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Aw yes, that was when I was a megalomaniacal fool, remember the Archna-Mac?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"YE-No, not really."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Remember how we just fought instead of having plots and multiple plots?", I say because I can't hear souls.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...You have a collection?", I say snickering.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...Dude I just watch it for free then delete more history," I shake my head, "Why are we talking about porn!?"

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]AT STARBUCKS![/HEADING]

Justin: "That's us."

Justin gets up and brings everyone back their drinks. He hands Martin-

Justin: "A coffee press? This is like a liter of coffee. How the Hell are you going to drink all of this?"

Martin: "With patience."

Justin: "Uh... Okay."

Justin hands me my drink.

Justin: "I decided to try the same thing you got. Cheers!"

Sage: "Wait, don't-"

Justin chugs down his first gulp, and ends up burning his tongue.

Justin: "That fucking burned my mouth!"

Sage: "I was about to say you should let it cool off for a couple minutes. Too late now."

Justin: "I gotta get water!"

Justin jumps out of his seat and rushes up to the counter.

Sage: "Get milk! Water will make it worse."

I let the hot drink warm up my freezing hands. It's the middle of August, but the manager has the AC freezing at 65°. I take a sip. The spices burn my mouth a little, but it's good. I get back on my laptop.

[HEADING=1]AT THE MALL![/HEADING]

NaR: "Where the Hell did these freaks come from?"

Waffles: "Hell if I know. Just kill 'em all!"

NaR draws his lightsaber and cuts his way through the horde.

[HEADING=1]IN EQUESTRIA![/HEADING]

Ghost: "Hey buddy. You okay?"

RaN: "What?"

Ghost: "You looked like you were having a heart attack."

RaN: "Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. Knife, you still with me?"

Knife: "Yeah."

RaN: "Alright, here's the deal. Me and my buddy here are working with the Office of Truth. Kind of like the FBI here. We've been hired on a rescue mission, but the girl we're rescuing is being held on the Moon. The only way to bring her back is traveling through space. We have a ship ready to go, but we're going to need months of training to get ourselves ready."

Knife: "You make it sound like I have to do this."

RaN: "It's either this or life in prison. Take your pick."

Knife: "When do we start?"

RaN: "Tomorrow if we're lucky. For now, just try and get some sleep. I bet you haven't gotten much since you came here."

Knife: "Alright. See you guys in the morning."

Knife crashes on the couch.

Ghost: "You sure he's up for something like this?"

RaN: "Don't worry about it. I'll bring him by the station. It's going to be a busy day tomorrow."

Ghost: "Alright. See you."

Ghost walks out the front door.

RaN: "A very busy day."

I walk into my bedroom and crash on the bed. Work starts at 6 a.m. I'll be getting four hours of sleep at the most.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Awesome!", I say.
We then get attacked by a flying lawnmower [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yrt9qkBQ2Q].