Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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everybody should care I have a dream that one time all super Villains will be treated as equals to everybody and then when they believe this we shall rise up from our hidings and take over the very Multiverse it self and then we shall rain as the dominant people and Finally get our wishes of the grand chocolate pie that is so delicious and moist
NaR continues to stand watch. Looking through his binoculars, he observes the insects gathering at different points along the bunker's perimeter. Suddenly, one of the groups begins to burrow into the ground.
NaR: "Shit."
[HEADING=1]IN THE LIBRARY![/HEADING]
NaR: Guys? We got a problem.
Futox: "Can it wait? We're busy looking for a copy of Amerika."
NaR: Suit yourself. Watch yourself down there.
Futox comes across a copy of The Castle.
Futox: "Cool. I'm going to kick back and read this."
Martin: "Whatever."
Futox takes his book to the back of the library and begins to read.
NaR: "Shit."
[HEADING=1]IN THE LIBRARY![/HEADING]
NaR: Guys? We got a problem.
Futox: "Can it wait? We're busy looking for a copy of Amerika."
NaR: Suit yourself. Watch yourself down there.
Futox comes across a copy of The Castle.
Futox: "Cool. I'm going to kick back and read this."
Martin: "Whatever."
Futox takes his book to the back of the library and begins to read.
I look down at the book, and compare the detailed sketch to my hastily draw handiwork on the floor. "Well, if it doesn't work...I don't want to know what will happen". I glance down at the book and repeat the chant over in my head. 'Well, nothing ventured...' I think to myself.
I stand in the center of the circle, and start to speak,
"Tolle Mihi Manes",
A dark smudge flops out of my back, sensing the magical energy starting to flow through the room,
"Intus Haec Ago"
The smudge speeds across the floor, crossing the threshold of the circle, and scoots up my pants leg,
"Quod Semel Hostia!"
There is a pulse of energy, and when the light clears, the antechamber is destroyed, and I am nowhere to bee seen.
I stand in the center of the circle, and start to speak,
"Tolle Mihi Manes",
A dark smudge flops out of my back, sensing the magical energy starting to flow through the room,
"Intus Haec Ago"
The smudge speeds across the floor, crossing the threshold of the circle, and scoots up my pants leg,
"Quod Semel Hostia!"
There is a pulse of energy, and when the light clears, the antechamber is destroyed, and I am nowhere to bee seen.
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN ???[/HEADING]
There is a bright flash, and I appear in the middle of what looks like a storage room. I cough up the better part of my lunch, then stand up and observe my surroundings. "Screw it, next time, I'm casting the spell that purifies myself and makes me more powerful!" I yell, before sighing, and rubbing my eyes. I hear a door open behind me with a *Swoosh* and footsteps echoing off the metal flooring.
"Oh, now you again!" I hear a voice exclaim. I turn around, and see Sister, standing there shooting daggers at me with her eyes. "Oh, hello again Saber" I say, braver that I feel.
Sister gives a cold laugh, "Oh please, your 'sister' is long gone."
I reach behind myself to grab one of my Tanto, only to discover that their not there.
"Oh, whats this," Sister says mockingly, "Lost your little swords have you?" She laughs, and pulls her chainsaw from her back. "I will enjoy making you suffer."
I gasp, and fall to my knees, physically shaking. "Oh please," Sister clucks, "Grovelling won't help you now." She brings the chainsaw down, but, moments before it bites into my throat, my hand strikes, grabbing her wrist. "That, would be a very, bad, idea". I say in a voice that is not my own, as I look up at her with eyes of the purest turquoise.
There is a bright flash, and I appear in the middle of what looks like a storage room. I cough up the better part of my lunch, then stand up and observe my surroundings. "Screw it, next time, I'm casting the spell that purifies myself and makes me more powerful!" I yell, before sighing, and rubbing my eyes. I hear a door open behind me with a *Swoosh* and footsteps echoing off the metal flooring.
"Oh, now you again!" I hear a voice exclaim. I turn around, and see Sister, standing there shooting daggers at me with her eyes. "Oh, hello again Saber" I say, braver that I feel.
Sister gives a cold laugh, "Oh please, your 'sister' is long gone."
I reach behind myself to grab one of my Tanto, only to discover that their not there.
"Oh, whats this," Sister says mockingly, "Lost your little swords have you?" She laughs, and pulls her chainsaw from her back. "I will enjoy making you suffer."
I gasp, and fall to my knees, physically shaking. "Oh please," Sister clucks, "Grovelling won't help you now." She brings the chainsaw down, but, moments before it bites into my throat, my hand strikes, grabbing her wrist. "That, would be a very, bad, idea". I say in a voice that is not my own, as I look up at her with eyes of the purest turquoise.
[HEADING=1]AT THE BUNKER![/HEADING]
NaR: Guys! Shit's getting real!
Martin: "NaR, we're dealing with enough shit as it is. What's..."
Martin turns around and discovers two enormous insects.
Martin: "... wrong?"
One of the creatures catches his throat and stabs him to death. Kind of like this.
NaR: Martin, what's going on down there? Martin? Aw Hell! Futox you there?
Futox: "Piss off. I'm trying to sleep."
NaR: GET THE FUCK UP HERE RIGHT NOW!
Futox: "Okay, okay! Shit, you sound like somebody just got killed off."
NaR: Guys! Shit's getting real!
Martin: "NaR, we're dealing with enough shit as it is. What's..."
Martin turns around and discovers two enormous insects.
Martin: "... wrong?"
One of the creatures catches his throat and stabs him to death. Kind of like this.
NaR: Martin, what's going on down there? Martin? Aw Hell! Futox you there?
Futox: "Piss off. I'm trying to sleep."
NaR: GET THE FUCK UP HERE RIGHT NOW!
Futox: "Okay, okay! Shit, you sound like somebody just got killed off."
[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN A DIFFERENT MUTI-VERSE![/HEADING]
Data transfer at 95%
"Hummmm, wonder what is going on with this silly thing." says Connor over his Pip-Boy.
"
"
"Oh, sure. OK" Connor heads into the ship.
[HEADING=1]Back at the Binary Bunker![/HEADING]
Data transfer at 95%
"Hummmm, wonder what is going on with this silly thing." says Connor over his Pip-Boy.
"
Code:
CONNOR THE COOL GUY, THE LEADER WISHES TO SEE YOU."Oh, sure. OK" Connor heads into the ship.
[HEADING=1]Back at the Binary Bunker![/HEADING]