Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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[HEADING=1]ON A PERFECT REPLICA OF EARTH, AWAY FROM PRYING EYES![/HEADING]
RaN (S): "Hey, wake up."
NaR: "Wha..."
NaR shakes himself awake.
Nega RaN: "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty."
NaR: "Who the fuck are you?"
Nega RaN: "Isn't it obvious? I'm RaN. Or his better half at least."
NaR: "What do you want from me?"
Nega RaN: "I want you working for us. If Xotnitram is right, none of us Negas are going to survive round 2. I'm only human NaR. I just want to live."
NaR: "So you think by hiring me, you'll have a shot at living through this? Get real. You've been coded to die. That's just the way this game works."
Nega RaN: "I knew you wouldn't be so easy to turn."
Nega RaN leaves the room and sits down by a computer monitor. He turns on a projector.
Nega RaN: "Take a good hard look at this."
NaR is mesmerized by the projection.
Nega RaN: "Now tell me, are you in love with someone?"
NaR: "I don't trust anyone enough to make that kind of commitment."
Nega RaN: "Interesting response..."
NaR is suddenly electrocuted in his chair. He screams out in pain.
Nega RaN: "But I know you're lying! There is someone important in your life! Tell me who!"
RaN (S): "Don't say it."
NaR: "I'm telling you the truth! Honest to God!"
Nega RaN doubles the voltage.
NaR: "AAAAaAaaAaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAaaAaAaaAaAaaaAAAaHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Nega RaN shuts off the electricity.
Nega RaN: "Tell me who."
NaR: "... Her name... was Saber... We were friends before this Mall shit started... I never got to tell her how I felt about her."
Nega RaN: "What happened to her?"
NaR: "Sister... She took her from me."
Nega RaN: "Help us, and we will help you get her back."
NaR: "No... No, I know you're lying- AAAAAAaAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
Nega RaN shocks NaR with a short burst of electricity.
NaR: "Goddammit, that hurts!"
Nega RaN: "Do you think I enjoy doing this?"
NaR: "Yeah, you do."
Nega RaN: "I want your help. I don't want you to suffer. If I kill you, I'm going to live with the guilt of killing a good man. Please, don't make this harder for yourself."
RaN (S): "Hey, wake up."
NaR: "Wha..."
NaR shakes himself awake.
Nega RaN: "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty."
NaR: "Who the fuck are you?"
Nega RaN: "Isn't it obvious? I'm RaN. Or his better half at least."
NaR: "What do you want from me?"
Nega RaN: "I want you working for us. If Xotnitram is right, none of us Negas are going to survive round 2. I'm only human NaR. I just want to live."
NaR: "So you think by hiring me, you'll have a shot at living through this? Get real. You've been coded to die. That's just the way this game works."
Nega RaN: "I knew you wouldn't be so easy to turn."
Nega RaN leaves the room and sits down by a computer monitor. He turns on a projector.
Nega RaN: "Take a good hard look at this."
NaR is mesmerized by the projection.
Nega RaN: "Now tell me, are you in love with someone?"
NaR: "I don't trust anyone enough to make that kind of commitment."
Nega RaN: "Interesting response..."
NaR is suddenly electrocuted in his chair. He screams out in pain.
Nega RaN: "But I know you're lying! There is someone important in your life! Tell me who!"
RaN (S): "Don't say it."
NaR: "I'm telling you the truth! Honest to God!"
Nega RaN doubles the voltage.
NaR: "AAAAaAaaAaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAaaAaAaaAaAaaaAAAaHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Nega RaN shuts off the electricity.
Nega RaN: "Tell me who."
NaR: "... Her name... was Saber... We were friends before this Mall shit started... I never got to tell her how I felt about her."
Nega RaN: "What happened to her?"
NaR: "Sister... She took her from me."
Nega RaN: "Help us, and we will help you get her back."
NaR: "No... No, I know you're lying- AAAAAAaAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"
Nega RaN shocks NaR with a short burst of electricity.
NaR: "Goddammit, that hurts!"
Nega RaN: "Do you think I enjoy doing this?"
NaR: "Yeah, you do."
Nega RaN: "I want your help. I don't want you to suffer. If I kill you, I'm going to live with the guilt of killing a good man. Please, don't make this harder for yourself."
Nega RaN: "Fine. I'll be there soon."
Nega RaN turns his attention back to NaR.
Nega RaN: "Please, think about my offer. You know it will benefit all of us in the end."
He turns to his lead agent.
Nega RaN: "Every three minutes, charge him with a moderate burst of electricity. If he gives you any trouble, give him two CCs of this. Should knock him right on his ass."
Nega RaN hands the agent a syringe filled with a powerful hallucinogen.
Nega RaN: "And for Christ's sake, try not to kill the guy."
Nega RaN turns his attention back to NaR.
Nega RaN: "Please, think about my offer. You know it will benefit all of us in the end."
He turns to his lead agent.
Nega RaN: "Every three minutes, charge him with a moderate burst of electricity. If he gives you any trouble, give him two CCs of this. Should knock him right on his ass."
Nega RaN hands the agent a syringe filled with a powerful hallucinogen.
Nega RaN: "And for Christ's sake, try not to kill the guy."
RaN (S): "I didn't know you had a thing for Saber."
NaR: "There's a lot of things I didn't tell you. Can we just focus on getting out of this?"
RaN (S): "Alright. I've got an idea, but it's going to take awhile for it to work... And it's going to hurt."
NaR: "What's the plan?"
RaN (S): "My guess is that they'll shock you every few minutes to keep you awake. That's what I would do. Just play dead until they take the straps off. Then we can get the jump on them."
NaR: "They've got heartbeat sensors on me. They'll know if I'm bullshitting them."
RaN (S): "Don't worry about it."
NaR: "But how do you know this'll- AAAAAaAAAAAH!"
Agent: "Shut up in there!"
NaR: "Go fuck your- AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaAAAAAH! Fucking a'! What the Hell is your problem?!"
Agent: "I said no talking! Every time you say a goddamn word, I'll double the voltage! You understand me?"
NaR opens his mouth to speak, but catches himself. He nods his head in agreement.
Agent: "Good. I'm glad we understand each other."
NaR: "There's a lot of things I didn't tell you. Can we just focus on getting out of this?"
RaN (S): "Alright. I've got an idea, but it's going to take awhile for it to work... And it's going to hurt."
NaR: "What's the plan?"
RaN (S): "My guess is that they'll shock you every few minutes to keep you awake. That's what I would do. Just play dead until they take the straps off. Then we can get the jump on them."
NaR: "They've got heartbeat sensors on me. They'll know if I'm bullshitting them."
RaN (S): "Don't worry about it."
NaR: "But how do you know this'll- AAAAAaAAAAAH!"
Agent: "Shut up in there!"
NaR: "Go fuck your- AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAaAAAAAH! Fucking a'! What the Hell is your problem?!"
Agent: "I said no talking! Every time you say a goddamn word, I'll double the voltage! You understand me?"
NaR opens his mouth to speak, but catches himself. He nods his head in agreement.
Agent: "Good. I'm glad we understand each other."
[HEADING=2]THIRTY MINUTES AND TEN SHOCKS LATER![/HEADING]
Caving in under the stress of torture, NaR is rendered unconscious. His body spasms through two shocks, but his body shows no signs of life.
Orderly: "Uh-oh."
Agent: "What?"
Orderly: "He's not responding to the electroshock therapy. I think you might have killed him."
Agent: "Then what are you standing there for? Get in there and do your job!"
The agent and orderly rush inside the room. The orderly checks NaR's pulse.
Orderly: "Yep. He's dead."
Agent: "C'mon, let's get him down to the morgue. I'm not taking the heat for this."
The orderly loosens the restraints on NaR's right hand.
NaR: "Thanks."
NaR punches the orderly in the face, snapping his neck and killing him. He grabs onto the brace on his head and tears it away. The agent stabs NaR with a syringe, causing him to black out.
NaR trips out to King Crimson.
Awakening from his trance, NaR finds himself punching a security agent's head straight through a wall. Several bodies lie dead around him.
NaR: "Holy fuck!"
Caving in under the stress of torture, NaR is rendered unconscious. His body spasms through two shocks, but his body shows no signs of life.
Orderly: "Uh-oh."
Agent: "What?"
Orderly: "He's not responding to the electroshock therapy. I think you might have killed him."
Agent: "Then what are you standing there for? Get in there and do your job!"
The agent and orderly rush inside the room. The orderly checks NaR's pulse.
Orderly: "Yep. He's dead."
Agent: "C'mon, let's get him down to the morgue. I'm not taking the heat for this."
The orderly loosens the restraints on NaR's right hand.
NaR: "Thanks."
NaR punches the orderly in the face, snapping his neck and killing him. He grabs onto the brace on his head and tears it away. The agent stabs NaR with a syringe, causing him to black out.
NaR trips out to King Crimson.
Awakening from his trance, NaR finds himself punching a security agent's head straight through a wall. Several bodies lie dead around him.
NaR: "Holy fuck!"
Cool thanks.
NaR: "Boo."
Xotnitram faints.
RaN (S): "Wait, did that actually work?"
NaR: "Don't worry about it! Let's grab our gear and get the Hell out of here!"
NaR heads down to the armory, careful not to alert any of the patrols sent out for him. He recovers his banjo, rifle, and lightsaber. He also comes across a delicately engraved revolver.
NaR: "I'm taking this."
RaN (S): "I didn't think you were much of a gun collector."
NaR: "Like I said. There's a lot you don't know about me."
NaR finds his bracelet in its own glass case. He breaks it open, causing an alarm to go off. Not wasting any time, NaR puts his left arm through the device. It draws blood as it locks onto his wrist.
NaR runs over to the base's hangar.
RaN (S): "Wait, we can't leave just yet."
NaR: "What? Why?"
RaN (S): "No time to explain. Just follow my lead."
NaR is fulled healed as the speakers start up again.
"
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"I wonder who that could be." goes Tox sarcastically.
"Um, hello? Hey, guys, It's me, the cool guy!"
"Hi, nice weather eh?" say Tox in response.
"I... have heard worse comeons. Now, apparently I'm under control of your improbability and controlled probability levels now, so I'm just gonna make a few changes." goes the familiar voice on the speakers.
The Auditor spawns in front of them, holding the damaged halo.
"Um..."
>lower improbability_1-1
Improbability changed to 1 to 1
Everyone is teleported back to the blank greyish white Nevada landscape.
OBJECTIVES
Kill that son of a *****!
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Code:
Hello, if you are hearing this, then you are stuck in this part of the level, directing all control of level to the drive in control of probability in *ID:NEVADA* WARNING, rederciting voice stream to mic of *ID:IMPROBABILITY PIPBOY*"I wonder who that could be." goes Tox sarcastically.
"Um, hello? Hey, guys, It's me, the cool guy!"
"Hi, nice weather eh?" say Tox in response.
"I... have heard worse comeons. Now, apparently I'm under control of your improbability and controlled probability levels now, so I'm just gonna make a few changes." goes the familiar voice on the speakers.
The Auditor spawns in front of them, holding the damaged halo.
"Um..."
>lower improbability_1-1
Improbability changed to 1 to 1
Everyone is teleported back to the blank greyish white Nevada landscape.
OBJECTIVES
Kill that son of a *****!
The Auditor, having control of stronger sick fires due to control of probability and the keystone, he pushes Ren's fire away with his own black fire.
The Auditor spawns his Corrupted 316 sword and smashes his way though the wall. He then tries burn Tox's face with his black fire.
The Auditor leaves his human like form as the beams fire and moves around on the ground as a demonic energy, the beams missing him, he comes up behind Ren and tries to lash at him with the sword.
The Auditor jumps back as the chainsaw flies around him in a single loop then goes back to Tox as he catches it. The Golem tries to charge at the Auditor, but he has already gained back his sight. He jumps up and cuts the beast neck line, it falls to the ground. The Auditor absorbs the body of the dead NPC into himself.
The Auditor doesn't move as the arrows do no damage to him.
>teleport_NPC_Tricky_player location_Tox_details_h-100ft
y/n?
>y
Tricky's body falls from a one hundred foot drop in front of Tox, and for the millionth time in this thread, covering him with lots of blood. The body is barely intact.
>teleport_NPC_Tricky_player location_Tox_details_h-100ft
y/n?
>y
Tricky's body falls from a one hundred foot drop in front of Tox, and for the millionth time in this thread, covering him with lots of blood. The body is barely intact.
I try one last trick. Summoning all my strength, I increase the force of gravity. The Auditor's 80% bigger body mass makes him be pressed and smashed against the ground. I point my staff above his head and summon a giant anvil.
"Sayonara!" I say, before letting it fall on top of the Auditor.
"Sayonara!" I say, before letting it fall on top of the Auditor.
Tricky bounces off the Auditor as he lays on the ground
"Do you real think I would fall of that again?" he says.
The Anvil drops, does no damage as his head and entire body moves back into his demonic energy form and gets up 20 feet away.
Tricky's body is destroyed.
>Spawn_speaker_linked_drive
y/n?
>y
A speaker is spawned next to Tox. "Try taking the Keystone, your a magic user, it should be compatible." goes Connor's voice.
"Do you real think I would fall of that again?" he says.
The Anvil drops, does no damage as his head and entire body moves back into his demonic energy form and gets up 20 feet away.
Tricky's body is destroyed.
>Spawn_speaker_linked_drive
y/n?
>y
A speaker is spawned next to Tox. "Try taking the Keystone, your a magic user, it should be compatible." goes Connor's voice.