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Connor Lonske

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The Auditor grabs on, but the halo moves off his head, removing his Jesus powers, and he loses his extra body mass. He barely holds on.
 

Ren3004

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I take the opportunity to pour down thousands of gallons of water upon the Auditor.

"Walk on this."
 

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The Auditor flies at Tox, the there being enough water that both of them are pushed 100 feet away as the water evens out on the desert ground. The Auditor stands up and puts the halo back on.

Yeah yeah, he got his powers back. I still hate all of you.-Thread AI
 

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>teleport_players_Madness9_highest cliff
y/n?
>What do you think?
Teleporting now...


All the players are teleported back to the cliff with the Prototype magnification base built into the cliff. However, the sky is grey and things seem rather peaceful.
 

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>spawn_speaker_loaction_players
y/-Aw fuck it.


A speaker spawns in front of the players.

"Guys, we got a problem. You know the ship we took to get here?"
 

Ren3004

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"No, the explosion, but we should probably hear what's up with the ship too."
 

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[HEADING=2]Elsewhere in Dalek space.[/HEADING]

"Uhh, about that!" says Connor, "Um, I think Alphonse could explain better!"

"
Code:
THE SHIP WAS EXTERMINATED WHEN WE FOUND IT.
" goes Alphonse on the mic.

"Oh, so it was Connor's fault then?" goes Waffles though the Pip Boy.

"
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ERRRRRR, I THINK UNIT D-FB COULD EXPLAIN THE SITUATION MORE APPROPRIATELY!
"

"WE KINDA, WELL...DESTROYED IT WITH CONNOR IN IT."

"It's not a big deal," says Connor, "I forgave them."

[HEADING=2]Back at the other players[/HEADING]
 

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"Hey guys, what's this cube thingie here? And who's that other guy?" says Connor on the speakers.

"We just explained that dumbass!" says Tox and Toxter.

"Fine, Jezz."

[HEADING=2]In dalek space[/HEADING]

"DID YOU EVER SEE THAT MOVIE 'CUBE'?" goes D-FB.

"Nope, sorry." says Connor.

"IT'S A PORTAL, LIKELY LEADING TO THE NEXT LEVEL. YOU SHOULD GO CONNOR." says D-FB.

"OK, but if I go, then you guys come with me. Alphonse?" says Connor.

"
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WE CAN SEND 40 UNITS, BUT D-FB AND I MUST STAY AT DALEK SPACE. HOWEVER WE WILL SEND THE MOTHERSHIP TO YOUR MUITIVERSE, HOWEVER IT WILL TAKE A LOT OF TIME.
"

"Well that's disappointing and repetitive."

"WE ARE NOT MASTERS OF HUMAN SPEECH, WE ARE SORRY COOL GUY" goes D-FB.

"Whatever, I'm going in, cool guys, you ready?" says Connor to the random 40 daleks in the room.

"
Code:
AFFIRMATIVE
"

Connor speaks into the mic "OK, guys, I'm going in the cubethingie. I'll meet you at wherever this portal leads. OK?"

"Tox and Ren already went in, when our writers come back we will join you!" goes NaR through the Pip-Boy.

"K. Goin' in." says Connor as he and the 40 daleks enter the portal.
 

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[HEADING=2]Wherever the fuck Connor and the Dalek Squad are[/HEADING]

"This doesn't look like a perfect replica of Earth?" goes Connor.

"Oh hi." goes a guy who they can't see.

"Who the fuck are you?" goes Connor.

"I'm you," says the guy as he walks out into the open, "From the Welcome to Sburb RP." he says.

"Um, cool? Oh yeah, Nice nylon hoodie, why does it have a brain on it?" says Original Connor.

"It's cause I'm the hero of mind and stuff." he continues, "Oh, and that leather jacket with black pants thing is really fly."

"Thanks cool guy." says Original Connor. "Now, could you explain what's going on here?"

"OK, well basically, you got to finish this finally thingie, don't worry, your gonna win it, but you have to get there first." he says.

"And where is Tox-n-friends, and the other players?"

"Ren is here, along with Tox, as I have predicted. So, I need you to come with me cool guy." says Sburb Connor.

"OK." Connor and the Daleks follow Sburb Connor.
 

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"
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DOES THE MACHINE HAVE OIL?
" goes a Dalek.

"I predicted you would ask that, and yes, it does. Drink to your heart's content cool guys!" says Sburb Connor.

"So that means?" goes Original Connor.

"Yes, it's got YooHoo." say Toxter.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOO-Aw." yells Connor as he gets in line behind the Daleks.