Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

"This way Cool Guy." say Sburb Connor.

"OK, come on men, or its?" says Original Connor.

They go to the cube, "OK, just go in here!" says Sburb Connor.

He goes in and find a infinite room full of Connor look alikes.

"HEY COOL GUY!" the all yell.

"Um, sup?" say Original Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"WHO WANTS TO HAVE A BIG GAY ORGY!" yells Rule 63 Connor.

"SURE!" goes all the other Connors.

"NO, THAT'S GAY AS FUCK." yells all Toxes.

Original Connor calls Original Tox on the scouter, "Why are we here again?"

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR: "I think we're getting a little off track here."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"I we should find a way back to the Nevada and just wait in the binary zone for the Dalek cavalry." says Connor.

"What about the Remnants?" says Martin.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"

OF COURSE, WHY WOULD THE LEADER WASTE HIS MEN ON CONNOR IF THEY DIDN'T THINK HE WAS WORTH PROTECTING?

" say the Dalek squad leader.

"Fuck you guys." goes Waffles.

"

YOU KILLED MANY OF US TRAITOR, WE WILL NOT SPEAK TO YOU.

"

"Anyways, Tox, did Backroom say anything else?" say Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"So are you going to give me the upgrade?" says Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Can now control reality in the binary zone and binary based locations with non-binary commands via the mainframe of probability.

Limit of commands activated for every *SIX* hours

Limit level: 20 (not including y/n acceptation commands)

Please enter a command

"Cool and all, but what's with the limit?" says Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Well at can a least control this place." say Connor.

>deactivate_binary mode
Deactivating.

"OK, lets have some fun"

>teleport_players_all_club m
y/n?
>y

Everyone is sent to Club M, some dubstep is herd from within'

"OK, you guys want to party or just kill grunts all day?" says Connor.

 

[RaNDM G]

NaR stays behind and steps in the club. One lonely grunt shakes it on the dance floor.


NaR: "Hey man! Hey whatcha doin' homeboy? What the Hell, where's all the people at man?"

The grunt ignores him and continues to dance.

NaR: "What's that, a two-step? You doing the one-twostie?"

Grunt: "Get over here!"

The grunt throws a kunai at NaR. It's not very effective. NaR runs onto the dance floor and kicks the grunt in the face.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Well I better find Ander then." says Connor. "Oh yeah, you want to fight grunts eh?"

>spawn_NPC_grunts_#300
loading...

A bunch of grunts spawn.

Connor walks past them out the door. "Now how to to find Ander, maybe binary will work?"

>Activate_Binary command
y/n?
>y
Active.
>teleport_higherpower_half_Ander_location_Connor
y/n? This will take one binary usage and will start the time until refill.
>y
Teleporting...

Ander appears next to Connor, "Sup, cool guy. Man, the Canada was boring without you."

This is the thread Admin, I have basic AI installed. He's has data for both SPECIAL and d20 RPG systems. He won't be making any snappy comment, and can't be swayed by your nerd friends. Oh yeah, good luck with not dieing.-Thread Admin.

Connor has gain summon: Ander!

Spoiler: RaN OOC

*facepalm*

 

[RaNDM G]

Sean Hoggs steps up to the turntable.

Sean: "Oh. It's you."

NaR: "Hi Sean. Don't mind me, I just came here to kick some ass."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"This next song is for the asshole who keeps killing my party goes, it's supposed to be about a bunch of guys going to a party but some asshole completely changes the plot, what a douche." goes Sean Hoggs as he plays this song, untouched by his electronic turn table, from the MP3.


OOC=Skip to 24 sec.

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE![/HEADING]

NaR, wasted out of his mind, listens to Sean the DJ.

NaR: "I know right? That guy Tox is a jerk!"

Grunt 1: "You know what we should do? Let's start an angry mob!"

Grunt 2: "Yeah! Let's kick that guy's ass!"

NaR and the grunts form an angry mob and rob a liquor store.

[HEADING=3]THIRTY MINUTES LATER![/HEADING]

NaR sits in a jail cell with the grunts not lucky enough evade arrest. He holds an ice pack to his forehead.

RaN (S): "Great. You robbed a liquor store and punched a pregnant police officer in the face. Now we're stuck in county for two weeks. Was it worth it?"

NaR: "... Definitely."

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=1]At the jail[/HEADING]

The door leading to the cell block opens, "Looks like some guy payed your bail." one of the grunts gets up "No, not you, that fucking asshole." he points to NaR.

"Who payed it?"

"The guy in charge apparently. Connor." says the Cop.

 

[Ren3004]

"Okay, what have I missed?!"

 

[Ren3004]

"Oh okay. So does anyone need any magic performed?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Nope, sorry. Oh yeah, and in game me controls Nevada now that I control all improbability there." say Real Connor. "Your likely still at the outside of club M, it's day time, and the club was ruined due to a mob leaded by NaR after mistaking my joke on him as a joke on Tox, and leads the mob into jail. In game me is waiting to bring him out of the jail."

 

[Ren3004]

"Well, let's go then, and hurry, before I summon an ogre for us to fight."

 

[Ren3004]

"Hey! I like naked women! I find naked women to be one of the things that make life worth living. Actually, I'd like to be surrounded by naked women all the time!"

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]IN JAIL![/HEADING]

NaR: "Hey buddy, can you tell me what time it is?"

Cop: "Sure. It's 4:57."

As the rookie looks down at his watch, NaR slams his head against the bars and opens the cell with his keys.

NaR: "Thanks."

RaN (S): "The fuck was that for? He was letting you off scot free!!"

NaR: "What can I say? I hate cops."

[HEADING=1]AT THE MALL![/HEADING]

Fiction: "Sup."

NaR: "Sorry Fiction. Can't talk now."

NaR heads down into the sub-basement, finds a teleporter, and heads to the Binary Zone.

[HEADING=1]AT THE BINARY ZONE![/HEADING]

NaR reappears in front of the gang.

NaR: "Hi guys."