Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=1]In orbit of Nevada[/HEADING]

A large ship, the size of NYC, takes a stationary orbit around the planet. It scans the planet.
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"

WE FIND THAT THERE IS A LARGE AMOUNT OF GET BASED WIN IN ONE SECTOR. ALSO, A LARGE PORTION OF THE PLANET IS FLOODED WITH ICE CREAM

"

"I'LL TAKE A TRANSPORT TO THE SECTOR OF WIN, WISH ME LUCK." goes D-FB.

[HEADING=1]Back at Nevada[/HEADING]

"You think that ice cream flood will be a big deal?" say Connor as he wakes up.

 

[Connor Lonske]

A small grey dot is viewable on the horizon. "So, what do we do now?" say Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

The dot slowy expands, getting big, it's also raising in the sky. The further the players go, they start to see something higher up in the sky, like a ship of some sort.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"You do know that's probably our ride out? Right?" says Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

The ship get closer, along with the dot on the horizon, which is unrecognizable.

"Somebody give me a lap top!" say Connor.

 

[RaNDM G]

I wake up. I always forget how hot this place gets in the morning. Either that or Connor keeps messing with the thermostat.

I sneak into a gym and shower myself off. I splash some hot water on my face and shave off my beard. I steal a white long sleeve shirt and jeans from one of the lockers. I look in the mirror.

Definitely looks like me. It's just the eyes that are different now.

I step outside and walk back to the base.

 

[RaNDM G]

"He's been taking a pretty long time on that thing. What do you think he's doing on there?"

Spoiler: OOC

What the fuck? How did I post five times? I wish the forums would let you delete posts whenever something like this happens.

 

[RaNDM G]

-ignore-

 

[RaNDM G]

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[RaNDM G]

-ignore-

 

[RaNDM G]

Spoiler: OOC

At least I got 5 gamerscore.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Say what now?" goes Connor.

The Dalek ship is very, very close. It's behind Connor yet he can't see it.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor turns around as the ship lands. Connor closes this pesterlog.

Spoiler: Show Pesterlog/DALEKTALK

-- coolGuy [CG] began pestering unitDfb [UD] --
CG: Hey, you almost here? Are you that ship above us?

[color=#aa0000]UD: YES, I AM ON THE WAY IN A FRIGATE TO PICK YOU UP, AFTER WE ALL MAKE IT TO THE MOTHERSHIP, WE WILL HEAD TO THE NEXT LEVEL.[/color]

CG: Awesome
CG: I'll let you do that now
CG: See you in a moment.

[color=#aa0000]UD: SEE YOU IN ABOUT ONE EARTH MINUET COOL GUY[/color]

CG: What?

D-FB comes out of the ship, "HELLO COOL GUYS, PLEASE ENTER THE FRIGATE SO WE MAKE GO TO THE MOTHERSHIP FOR DIFFERENT UNIVERSE TRAVEL."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Dude, these arn't even the exact same Daleks as before."

"Wat?" says Tox.

"ALPHONSE CAN EXPLAIN." says D-FB as everyone gets on the ship. It takes off for the orbit of Nevada.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Where ever he is, I don't want to see him, just take us to level two as quickly as possible." says Waffles.

"Dude, I'm sure the Daleks aren't too pissed at you." says Knife to Waffles.

"ABOUT THAT..."

"I don't want to here it." says Waffles.

"...ANYWAYS, ALPHONSE IS AT THE CONTROL ROOM OF THE MOTHERSHIP."

 

[Connor Lonske]

This plays as the frigate and Mothership link up in orbit. It's a very long ten minuet scene that I'm to lazy to write.

 

[Connor Lonske]

The music reaches 1:52, Tox and a few Daleks fly out of the ship into space before the hole is close off by the advanced Dalek wall technology. The rest of the segment is watching the flying Daleks get bored and Tox dieing of very below zero temperatures.

At the end of the segment, the players have all reached the control room and Tox automatically respawns there.

 

[Connor Lonske]

OOC=Ignore.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"

WE ARE TAKING THE SHIP TO EARTH 2 NOW. WE WILL LAND NEAR THE REMNANTS SHIP, THEY KNOW OF OUR APPROACH, SO THEY WILL NOT BE A THREAT.

"

"..." Waffles is silent and tries to stay out of view of everyone.

"

ALSO, FOR THE RECORD AS YOU HUMANS COOL GUYS WOULD SAY-

"

"Well, more cool humans would say something like 'Hey guys, guess what!'" says Connor.

"

THANK YOU ORIGINAL COOL GUY, YOUR WISDOM SEES NO BOUNDS.

" says Alphonse, "

NOW AS I WAS SAYING, WE ARE NOT A MAIN DALEK FORCE. WE ARE A SECT GROUP WITH GOALS FOR PEACE WITH HUMANS OF OTHER UNIVERSES, SEEING HOW HE HAVE EXTERMINATED ALL THE ONES IN OURS.

"

"What about the other Daleks?" says Martin.

"

THEY ARE STILL HATEFUL TO THE HUMANS AND HALF HUMANS, THEY MAKE UP THE MAJORITY OF DALEK BODIES. HOWEVER, THEY ALSO HAVE NO INTEREST IN LEAVING THE DALEK MUITIVERSE, AS THEY LIKE IT THERE AND THEY BELIEVE THEY HAVE KILLED OFF ALL DALEK HUMAN HYBRIDS, EXCEPT WAFFLES AND BACON. SPEAKING OF THAT, WHERE IS HE?

"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"[Speech 80]Look, I'm sorry about Waffles and the killing of all your guys, but even if he could say something, he can't. He doesn't have a writer, and I have to control him badly. Please just don't bring him up in conversion until after he gets back please!" says Connor.

"COME ON ALPHONSE, HAVE A METAPHORICAL HEART." says D-FB.

"[Success]

...ACCEPTED. WAFFLES IS NO LONGER AN ENEMY OF THE STATE, BUT HE IS STILL HAS TO GAIN OUR TRUST BACK BY HIMSELF BY HIMSELF.

" says Alphonse.

The ship gets very close to the perfect replica of Earth.

Spoiler: OOC for Tox and everyone

OK, Tox, your GM now. You can control Alohonse if you need to, just remember his speech is in all cape and in

 format.[/spoiler]