Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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Connor takes out his Widow Maker sniper, and puts on his Dalek "EXTERMINATION PRECISION GLOVE," which makes the EXTERMINAION beam of a Dalek Human hybrid be as precise and small as a lazer from Fallout, but has the same damage.
"OK, you wanna go first?" says Connor.
"OK, you wanna go first?" says Connor.
I get a baseball bat from my collection of weapons, "I like to begin with the traditional.", I begin clubbing Tox.
"Nice bat cool guy, didn't know you played baseball?" says Connor as Waffles takes a break from hitting Tox.
"I! Don't!", I say, still clubbing, "I just keep it with me-FOR! A! MELEE! WEAPON!", I wipe the sweat off my forehead, "But, I am a fan of baseball."
"I can't remember the last time I played baseball ether. I'm a Yankee fan, so you can hate me as much as you want." says Connor.
"I think he's dead Waffles." says Ander.
"I'm sure we can spare a few more hits." say Connor. "Let me at him."
"I'm sure we can spare a few more hits." say Connor. "Let me at him."
Connor stand in front of Tox and aims his rifle at his balls. "Hm, the size of a .50 BMG would take out his dick too. Good to know." says Connor as he fires the large rifle. Tox's body flies into a wall head first.
"Hey, I love this gun so much." says Connor as he looks over to Waffles, seeing that the bullet recoiled, lightly, into his crouch, "Oh, um, sorry? I can fix it."
Connor shoots Waffles in the head.
Connor shoots Waffles in the head.
"Yeah, I fired it at Tox's interpretation of Sam G once, which was female. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.161609-Mall-Fight-Comedy-take-a-peek-inside?page=82#11759815] It sent her 100 feet up in the sky."
"Yeah, but when ever I fire it at Tox, it doesn't ever kill him. I guess It's a unexplained running gag, or his writer just doesn't know anything about guns." say Connor.
"SHUT UP!" say Real Tox.
"SHUT UP!" say Real Tox.
"So Tox is pretty dead, but I could use my EXTERMINATION ray to make him really dead, but I don't think it's worth it 'cause your probably didn't get the reference." says Connor.