"Yeah, it's in what the crier for that lazer weapons store in Freeside says. You know, in New Vegas." says Connor. "Man, if that weren't a RPG I would be a hipster."
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I fire a precise EXTERMINATION beam at Waffles crouch. "Ha ha, your balls are literally toast." says Connor. He and Ander laugh.
"But don't you hate me with a passion?" says Connor, "I mean, ruined your reputation with the Daleks and made you kill over a thousand of them, and I took the spot as their favorite? And I though you were a girl for 3 pages in, and a British guy until I asked you otherwise, and I make jokes about you being black all the time. I would hate me if I did all that."
"[Lie]Wat? I don't hate myself? I'm the fucking Original Cool Guy and shit, I love myself and stuff." says Connor.
"I've been kicked around by a man that, to this very day, I call a friend.", I say referring to GG[footnote]GG is another user on Escapist that my character Waffles knows as cruel, black-hearted man and one of his best friends.[/footnote], "My view point of people is all fucked up."
Justin snickers at Real Tox.
Justin snickers at Real Tox.
"YOU SON OF A *****, U LIE!" yells Real Connor at the top of his lungs to Real Tox for lieing about going to sleep.
"Shut up." says everyone to Real Connor.
"Why would you even care, your just as asshole RaN." say Connor somewhat annoyed that RaN is trying to play team therapist, "Even your writer is an asshole who doesn't even edit his damn post and doesn't read any one else post for the most part." say Connor.
"Shut up." says everyone to Real Connor.
"Why would you even care, your just as asshole RaN." say Connor somewhat annoyed that RaN is trying to play team therapist, "Even your writer is an asshole who doesn't even edit his damn post and doesn't read any one else post for the most part." say Connor.
"It's on mother fucker." Connor jumps back and raises his arm with the precision glove and aims it at RaN's head and fires.
"Stop fucking editing your post asshole!" yells Real Connor.
"Stop fucking editing your post asshole!" yells Real Connor.
The bean recoils from the metal wall behind RaN onto his ass. "10 perception asshole in SPECIAL, I never miss." goes Connor.
"God, I said beam! You are such an asshole." say Real Connor.
Connor cracks RaN's neck as he tries to attack him on the ground.
Connor cracks RaN's neck as he tries to attack him on the ground.
"Damn it. Fuck this, I'm going to bed." say Real Connor.
Connor then proceeds to enable the self destruct mode on his Pip-Boy, different from the one for overusing binary powers, so he keeps it when he respawns.
RaN and Connor blow up into a bunch of little itie-bitie pieces. The end, good night, see you mother fuckers tomorrow.
Connor then proceeds to enable the self destruct mode on his Pip-Boy, different from the one for overusing binary powers, so he keeps it when he respawns.
RaN and Connor blow up into a bunch of little itie-bitie pieces. The end, good night, see you mother fuckers tomorrow.