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WafflesandBacon

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"Look, Nega Me.", I begin, "I don't wanna fight with myself, so let's just forget this and sing some Karaoke, 'k?"

"I hate Karaoke!", he lied.

"C'mon, every one of my counterpart loves Karaoke!"

"I! Don't!", he lied again.

"Look I-"

"KILL THEM!", Nega Waffles yells. the EANs start attacking.
 

Connor Lonske

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"Whatever, Spawning a karaoke machine now." says Connor.

>solo round_karaoke_Waffles_vs_Nega Waffles_song_I Don't Want To Miss A Think_Aerosmith
y/n? This will take a binary usage.
>y
Loading Solo Round...


All the enemy disappear, as they are teleported to a karaoke club, with Waffles and Nega Waffles on stage and Tox-n-friend and Connor-n-Ander watching from the seats.

SOLO ROUND
 

WafflesandBacon

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The intro plays.
"What the fuck am I doing h-", Nega Waffles was interrupted by a microphone shoved in his hand, "No! I am not singing!"

"Its your favorite Karaoke song!", I say.

"No it is not! I don't even like Kara-!"

The intro ends, "I can stay awake just to hear you breathing!"

Nega Waffles frowns, "Watch you smile while you are sleeping, while you're far away in dreaming.", he says, angrily

"I could spend my life in this sweet surrender!"

"This is fucking bullshi-I could stay lost in this moment forever, ever moment spent with you-"

"-Is a moment I treasure!", we harmonize, "I don't wanna close my eyes! I don't wanna fall asleep, because I miss you, babe and I don't wanna miss a thing!"

A smile sneaks past Nega Waffles face but is quickly killed, "'Cus even when I dream of you! The sweetest dream would never do! I'd still miss you babe and I don't wanna miss a thing!"

"Great, I sang, I'm out.", Nega Waffles tries to leave, I pull him close.

"Lying close to you, feeling your heart your beating!"

Nega Waffles sighs, "And I'm wondering what your dreaming, is it me your seeing?"

"Then I kiss your eyes and thank God we're together!"

"I just wanna stay with you in this moment forever!", we then harmonize, "Forever and ever! I don't wanna close my eyes! I don't wanna fall asleep, because I miss you, babe and I don't wanna miss a thing!"

Nega Waffles can't help but smile, "'Cus even when I dream of you! The sweetest dream would never do! I'd still miss you babe and I don't wanna miss a thing!"

"I don't wanna miss one smile," I sing.

"I don't wanna miss one kiss!", Nega Waffles sings.

"I just wanna be with you, right now, just like this!", we harmonize, "I just wanna hold you close, feel your heart so close to mine! And just stay in this moment for the rest of time. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!"

"I don't wanna close my eyes! I don't wanna fall asleep, because I miss you, babe and I don't wanna miss a thing!", Nega Waffles sings, having a solo, "'Cus even when I dream of you! The sweetest dream would never do! I'd still miss you babe and I don't wanna miss a thing!"

"I don't wanna close my eyes! I don't wanna fall asleep, because I miss you, babe and I don't wanna miss a thing!", I then sing, having my solo, "'Cus even when I dream of you! The sweetest dream would never do! I'd still miss you babe and I don't wanna miss a thing!"

We hug.

My fingers are on fire.
 

Connor Lonske

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"This is fucking gay!"

[HEADING=1]NEGA CONNOR HAS ENTERED THE PARTY![/HEADING]

Nega Connor as he walks in, glowing greenish grey. "Yes, I'm fucking alive. AND YOUR FUCKING GOING DOWN CONNOR!" he yells as he jumps at Connor and does a demonic power punch on his face.

Connor counters the punch and Nega Connor jumps back.

Sorry Waffles, I posted
 

WafflesandBacon

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[HEADING=1]"NO, WE WEREN'T CRYING BECAUSE OF YOU."[/HEADING], began all Waffle counterparts, [HEADING=1]"WE DON'T FUCK ABOUT YOU, WE CRYING BECAUSE THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL![/HEADING]"

"So, you're gonna be on our side?"

"Yeah, I guess."

S'right.
 

Connor Lonske

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"SHUT UP!" yells Nega Connor, his little amount of Charisma low due to his irradiation.

"Dude, srsly, I would make out with you, but I don't want to get irradiated. So can we say we made gay love and just stop fighting?" says Connor.

"FUCK YOU!" Nega Connor uses his demonic powers to spawn two MP5s and fires them at the players and their allies.
 

Connor Lonske

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The cube crushed Nega Connor as Tox-n-Friends didn't notice, "SON OF A *****!" he yells, the energy of the cube disables him.

"How convenient." says Connor.
 

Knife-28

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"Well, I was actually looking for Sister, because I felt bad about, you know, infecting her with that 'Nightmare' entity, so I came to flush it out of her system!"
 

RaNDM G

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"This story makes no sense."

Tox, I accidentally hit the report button but I can't remember if I hit yours or mine. Sorry in advance.
 

Knife-28

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"Wait, Nightmare-Sister....is dead...."
[HEADING=2]TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXX
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXX
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXX!!!!![/HEADING]