Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Knife-28]

"TOOOOOOOO- Oh, wait, it was, oh ok then." I say, before jumping in and helping Tox fight Xot. "Did I mention that Tox is part of a group that wants to stop plot from occoring in Mall Fight 3?" Xot yells, dodging Tox and I's sword blows. "Wait, no....plot..." I say, pausing. I turn to Tox, and I start to change;

Adrenaline rushes through my system, my vision begins to blur.
There is a flash of light, vaporising the surrounding water. When it dissapates, I have changed.
A pair of demonic wings have erupted from my back, along with 4 tentacles. My nails have sharpened into claws and ny skin and hair have turned the deepest black, with the exception of my eyes and the roots of my hair, which have turned blood red.

I run up to Tox, and tackle him through the wall.

 

[Knife-28]

A 'SKKKRRREEEEEEEE' is heard, and my my winged beast lands on a nearby cube. "Ahh, my loyal companion," I say, stepping away from Tox, "Attack." The Winged Beast aunched itself into the air, and dives onto Tox, eviscerating him.

 

[Knife-28]

A massive sonic boom is heard, and all the Tox's and Knife's heads turn to the sky, where a colosal group of ships has materialised. From the ships, smaller dropships start launching. The dropships start landing, and various aliens start pouring out. "Well, I think that is the cavelry" I say, as the various aliens start fighting along side the various me's.

 

[Knife-28]

I, jump onto the battlefield, simple tearing the various Tox's apart.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Man, that looks fun. Hey Knife, what's goin' on" says Connor in response to him being crushed.

He doesn't respond.

"Hum, I think I killed him. Hey, what's with all the dead Toxes?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Yeah, so WASUP!" yells Connor.

"WAAAAASSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!" yells Ander.

 

[RaNDM G]

"That's it. I'm going to need some help with this."

I call Katie.

RaN: "Katie?"

Katie: Hi NaR.

RaN: "NaR's dead. It's me."

Katie: RaN?

RaN: "No time to explain. Listen, I've got a bit of a problem here. You know Tox and Knife right?"

Katie: Oh no! You're not bringing those two down here!

RaN: "Please? Look if this keeps up, we're going to be stuck in this mess for days."

Katie: ... Fine. You owe me for this.

RaN: "Whatever you need, I'll do it. Thanks."

Tox and Knife are summoned to Hell.

[HEADING=1]IN HELL![/HEADING]

Dr. Phil: "Hello gentlemen."

Tox & Knife: "Aw fuck."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"DUDE, KNIFE IS DEAD! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?" yell Ander.

"[sub]Man, what an asshole...[/sub]" says Connor to himself.

 

[RaNDM G]

"They're not dead. I just moved them somewhere where they can resolve their differences."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Oh, well Tox uses the powers of Jesus H. Christ, so sending him to hell may backfire." says Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"OK, I'm teleporting us to the next level. See you guys there." says Connor.

>teleport_active players_next level
y/n? This will take one binary usage.
>y
Teleporting...

Knife, RaN, and Connor are teleported next to Tox as he gets out of the elevator.

 

[Knife-28]

"Hmmm, I didn't know that Demonic Phase Shift's where transferable....." I say, looking at Tox, "Oh well, you should have worn protection."
/rimshot

 

[RaNDM G]

"Why is your voice in red font? And what the Hell are those things sticking out of your back?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"The halo being in hell must of corrupted his powers. Good news is he can make Nega allies by pulling his energy into dead bodies or alive allies." says Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

OOC=Ignore.

 

[Knife-28]

"Well, I would love to say and chat, but I got things to do." I say as I break both of Tox's legs and teleport to present Sister's corpes. I pick her up and teleport again, leaving Tox with 2 broken legs and possibly a concusion.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Doesn't he still have a shit load of Doctor's bags?" says Ander, who for no reason knows of this.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor loads his cryo rounds into his .50 BMG rifle and fires them into the crowd, freezing many Sisters on impact.

"CHARGE!" he yells.

 

[RaNDM G]

*sigh* "Here we go again."

I draw my revolver and fan the hammer, killing a half-dozen Sisters.

"How did he even get a halo anyway?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"AHHHHHH-He stole it from The Auditor who stole it from Sam G who stole it from Jesus H. Christ."

Connor keeps 'chilling' Sisters out.