Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[RaNDM G]

"That... really... hurt..."

I respawn in a tent and fall asleep.

 

[Knife-28]

I sit down, and ponder the state of the plot. "What you you think friendly captcha?"

"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor respawns next to Tox, "Ugh. Whatever." he says.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Fuck yeah, let's do this!?", I yell waking up.

"Do always wake up like that?", Tox asks, a little annoyed.

"Yes.", I answer simply.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I jump in the blue one, "Hey, Tox.", I say snickering.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"No, but, I have seen a video of it, a couple of seconds ago.", I then start singing:

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I do the same, "Fuck yeah!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hey."
Beat.
"Are we supposed to fight or something?"

[HEADING=1]REAL WORLD[/HEADING]
I laugh at Real Tox's misfortune.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Oh and hi Waffles." says Connor on the Scouter from the ship and real life.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"But I don't want to fight myself!", I yell, landing on the ground, "I like myself!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"I know, give us some objectives, this is a level, ain't it?" says Real Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Me, but Waffles, take over for a second." says Connor. Waffles gets into the driver seat as Connor works on his Pip-Boy.

>Car_add gear_METAL GEAR
y/n? this will take a binary usage.
>y

"Hey Waffles, shift the car into the gear listed METAL GEAR please." says Connor.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I am!", I say as I dash for the tiger, I then shift the car into METAL GEAR.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor, being in charge of the tactical nuclear launcher, fire it at the perfect replica of NYC.

"Fuck the police." he says as he high fives Waffles.

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=1]A few second before hand[/HEADING]

"OK, yes, yes, OK. Talk later Xot." says Nega Connor as he hangs up the phone and moves back on his lounge chair. "Man, being the leader of the Nega is fuckin-"

And then there was none.

[HEADING=1]Back to the present, in METAL GEAR![/HEADING]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"That goddamn TIGER!", I speed up to catch him/her/it.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"The keysto-I mean halo can let you fly and stuff." says Connor on the scouter as he mans the machine guns and fires at the tiger.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor jumps on of Metal Gear and runs over. "Well that nice, what's the keys for Real Tox?" hes says.

"Probably something stupid." says Justin.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Nega Waffles catches up with the METAL GEAR, "Goddammit!"

[HEADING=1]IN THE PAST, A LITTLE BIT BEFORE THE CALL[/HEADING]
"Hey, Nega Tox, could you hold this apple?", Nega Waffles asks Xot.

Xot does so.

Nega Waffles breaks out a Proton Cannon, "Great, don't move.", a laser aims for apple, however a giant beam hits Xot covering him in ash.

"What the hell!? I thought you weren't gonna hit me!", he yells.

"I never said that.", Nega Waffles says making a troll face, "By the way, did Sister call yet?"

"No."

I shrug and leave the room.

"Dammit,Sister,answer already!"

[HEADING=1]PRESENT[/HEADING]
Nega Waffles blasts the METAL GEAR with a beam, causing a lot of damage.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor starts EXTERMINATING and HACKIN' AND SLASHIN' the army with his Katana and Dalek ablitiys.