Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Connor Lonske]

Connor start firing his 9mm pistol at the frozen Sisters, killing them. "Hah ha!" but his is throw into a wall by BIG SISTER. "Ow..."

MINI BOSS:BIG SISTER

"I'm super creative..." says Real Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor gets up and fires at the other eye with a explosive round, blowing Tox off her head and blinding her with rage and lack of eyes.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I don't think anybody reads this crap, Tox! Hell, I don't even read half of your posts!"

I draw my lightsaber and slash Big Sister's legs.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I'm not sure that's physically possible."

Climbing my way up, I stab her in the spine.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Big Sister falls to the ground. All the surviving Sister are pansies are and run off.

"Oh yeah, I though you were just a troll RaN, but you really are an asshole." says the person writing this post.

 

[RaNDM G]

RaN: "I'm not talking about logic. I'm talking about how lame that insult was... Wait, what the Hell does a tentacle beam even do?"

Tox stares at me angrily.

RaN: "Don't answer that."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Cheeseburger spiders? MY FAVORITE!"

I eat the mini cheeseburgers on legs.

"Mmm... Tastes like In-N-Out."

I get pricked by a radioactive scorpion.

"Aw fuck."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Wait, I got an idea!" says Connor as he types up something on his Pip-Boy.

>infect_player_RaN
y/n? This will take a Binary usage.
>y
Infecting...

RaN throws up a shit load off blood while being stung by Radscorpions.

 

[RaNDM G]

"This... sucks... balls..."

KNOCK OUT!

 

[Connor Lonske]

"OK, should we teleport him out or leave him there?" says Ander.

The three look at each other and start laughing their asses off.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Me and Nega Waffles stumble into battle, leaning on each other, both drunk as fuck, "Eh?!", I ask, angrily, "We in a faght or sometin'?!"

Nega Waffles just hiccups.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Oh hai Waffles!" says Connor. "Man, I wish I could of drank with you guys, but you know, my writer wasn't there and shit."

"Oh, and man, this is gonna be fun!" says Ander.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"WAIT! Before we start,", I say, "Does anyone need to go the bathroom?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I wake up and crawl out of the pit. The elevator hasn't arrived yet.

"What's taking so long?"

The elevator arrives.

"Oh cool."

I shout over at the bathroom.

"Guys! The elevator's here!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

[HEADING=1]AT THE BATHROOM[/HEADING]

"By the way, I didn't know you where into Techno Tox?" says Connor as he take a Dalek piss.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Feh." says Connor as he goes back asleep.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Night all."

 

[Knife-28]

"They think they can just...get rid of the plot?!" I say, lashing out at the wall for emthisis, "Plots are half of what make Mall Fight fun!" I turn to the the table, and tap away on a nearby keyboard. "Well, seen they'll see, soon they'll all see."

 

[RaNDM G]

RaN: "Tox, I think Knife just went off the-."

Tox: "FUCK OFF! I'M TIRED!"

RaN: "Jesus Christ, whatever! I'll do it myself!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor wakes up, still lying on the ground, "Uhhhh, what? Oh, yeah. End game. Plot finishing. Yeah." Connor puts his head back down, and tries to go back to sleep.