Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

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I start looking a couple of guys across from me.

"Hey, kid!", the bartender yells, I look back at him, "Did you hear anything I just said?"

"No, sorry, its just these guys, its like...Its like I'm attracted them..."

I get a O_O for Diamond and the barkeep.

"Not like that! I'm no pansy!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I walk over to them, not by my own will, "'Sup, dudes! Where's the Cool Guy?", I cover my mouth.

What did I just say, I think to myself.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I look at the three men, "I know...From somewhere."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I look at Diamond, then back at the men, "What? You look like you see a ghost."

[HEADING=1]IN TOX'S DREAM[/HEADING]
A young boy with a metallic left arm enters, "Mr. Tox!", he yells, "What are you doing!"

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]ELSEWHERE![/HEADING]

My back stings as Sister drops me onto the concrete floor. I try and reach for my Python, but discover all of my weapons are gone.

RaN: "Son of a *****."

Sister drags me over to a grave marker.

Here Lies G MDNaR, Murdered in Cold Blood. May He Rest in Peace.

I find myself in a graveyard, chained to the crucifix. Numerous cuts and puncture wounds cover my chest and arms.

RaN: "This isn't happening... This isn't happening..."

Sister: "Get serious."

I bleed out from my right eye.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hey! HEY!", I say, raising my arms, "Put that down!"

[HEADING=1]TOX'S DREAM[/HEADING]
"Yeah, it is!", Justin punches Sister, "And I meant what are you doing fighting without me!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"See what?!", I say blink as she turns.

Diamond pulls me toward the door, "I think its time for us to go."

[HEADING=1]TOX'S DREAM[/HEADING]
"Whaddya talkin' about?", I say, punching Sister clones, "We've meet befo-", I cover my mouth.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"WHAT THE FUCK, TOX!?", I

DALEK ***** SLAP

Tox, "I FUCKING LOVED HER YOU, BASTARD!"

[HEADING=1]TOX'S DREAM[/HEADING]
"Aw crap, you already know.", I say, "Dammit."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Wh-What the hell?", I say in horror.

[HEADING=1]IN TOX'S DREAM[/HEADING]
"Cheezus Crust, you can't gradually come into knowledge?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I look my Dalek Arm, then Sister, then my friends, "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"

[HEADING=1]IN TOX'S DREAM[/HEADING]
I shrug,

EXTERMINATE

, then shrug again.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I tap my arm, "Um...", I then hit, "

ALERT! ALERT! ATTEMPTING TO BE HARMED

"

"What the fuck?!"

"

HOSTILITY DETECTED, EXTERMINATION, JUSTIFIED!

"

A

EXTERMINATION

beams shoots out of my arm and shoots Sister.

[HEADING=1]IN TOX'S DREAM[/HEADING]
"Dear me," I say, contemplating, "I think may have overloaded yourself with knowledge to a point where your brain just delete all your memories to make room.", I kick a Sister, "So, in layman's terms, you forget thing remembered to remember it."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I float in space, "SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!", I say with a face.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"'Sup, Tox!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Ay, ay, Captain!", I enter the Saiyan Basement.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Wait a minute. I can't die now."

The world around me collapses into a black and white plane.
As I wander through the empty landscape, the light gets brighter and brighter.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor runs though the forest, but he ends up back at the lake. "Damn it, this is the third time this happened!" Connor sees a guy swimming to some kind of base, and a different guy all the way around wearing 20's clothing. Connor takes a better look at the first guy with his rifle. White, perm, long jacket with a mark of bubbles on it.

Wait, bubbles? Damn it, how is Tox here in NYC? Connor runs around the lake and tries to catch up with him.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Did someone say Choco Tacos?" says Connor.

"NO!" yells Tox, knowing Connor is a Choco Taco obsessive.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" yells Connor and fires is rifle in the empty sky above.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor, GUY OF COOL

He then plays this to cerebrate.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Hey Tox, catch!" yells Connor as he throws the keystone, perfectly hitting his head, activating it.