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Connor Lonske

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"It's kinda late, and the other players aren't really around and stuff." says Ander.

Backroom and Alexander come running in.

"Hey guys, didn't want to miss out on all the fun!" says Backroom.

"Sorry, Sister is dead. Nice weather eh?" says Martin.

"...Yeah, real nice." says Backroom as the two bro fist.
 

Connor Lonske

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"It's the end of the world, and your going to the dentist?" says Real Connor.

"I've been in working on the time line of this dimension, making sure it doesn't collapse. I got it mostly stable now." says Alexander the Great.

"I've been with the remnants, finishing off the last of the Sisters." says Backroom Six.

"OK, what now?" says Connor.
 

WafflesandBacon

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"WAIT!", I say, a gaggle of strippers following behind me, "Aw, dammit! Connor's asleep.", I say, aggravated, "Sorry, ladies, you gotta go.", I say, shooing the strippers.
 

RaNDM G

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While everyone else is asleep, I kneel down next to Sister's body.

RaN: "[small]Faking it?[/small]"

Sister: "[small]... Yeah.[/small]"

RaN: "[small]I can't let you leave here alive.[/small]"

Sister: "[small]I know... What's stopping you?[/small]"

RaN: "[small]Guess.[/small]"

Sister: "[small]You want her back, don't you?[/small]"

RaN: "[small]For NaR's sake. And for Knife's.[/small]"

Sister: "[small]He's crazy. He'll try and kill you when this is over.[/small]"

RaN: "[small]I know. I'm ready for him.[/small]"

Sister: "[small]Well, I guess this it.[/small]"

RaN: "[small]Need anything?[/small]"

Sister: "[small]No. I think I'm happy... Funny, this was not the way I planned on going out.[/small]"

RaN: "[small]How?[/small]"

Sister: "[small]I thought I would just fight, die, and that would be the end of it. I've never had an honest conversation before... This was nice.[/small]"

RaN: "[small]Yeah. In a game like this, you never get the chance to appreciate the little things.[/small]"

Sister: "[small]Is this all it was to you? Just a game?[/small]"

RaN: "[small]That's kind of the way life works, isn't it? Even if we die, we'll just go on to the next level.[/small]"

Sister: "[small]Yeah... I guess you're right. I'm ready now.[/small]"

I hold Sister's hand.

Sister: "[small]Don't worry. We'll see each other again.[/small]"

The bracelet fires without a sound. Saber's body lies motionless on the floor. Waffles walks over to me.

Waffles: "How's it going?"

RaN: "Fine. Just making sure she's dead."

Waffles: "Well, I'm going to catch some sleep."

RaN: "Go ahead. I'll stand watch."

Waffles: *yawn* "G'night."

RaN: "Night."

I walk out onto the dock and watch the moon's reflection on the water's surface.
 

Connor Lonske

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[HEADING=2]A few minuets later[/HEADING]

A large clank, and then a thump, is heard on the top of the elevator. Connor and Backroom jump in. "WAAAASSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!" yells Connor.
 

Connor Lonske

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"I think we should wait for another player to come online." says Alexander.

Ander looks annoyed, "Man, this is gonna take a while."

"Who wants to play 52 pick up?" says Connor.

"No cards." responds Backroom.

"FUCK!" goes Connor.