Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Knife-28]

A surge of power flows through me, and I feel stronger. "Ahhh, that's better. I sigh, before pulling out a cellphone and dialing a number. I bring the phone to my ear and say two words. "Activate it."

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor walks up to wherever Tox is. "Hey, wasup? This place is trippy man!"

"Shosh, I'm on the phone." says Tox.

 

[Knife-28]

The phone rings, and I switch to the other line."Oh, hello Tox, to what do I owe the pleasure?"

 

[Knife-28]

[HEADING=1]"WHAT?!"[/HEADING]

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I facepalm, "So what the hell are we fighting for!?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Earth...", I say, trailing off, I bullet whizzes past me, "*****, if you don't fucking stop, I'll come over there and beat yo ass!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"[Speech 100]Why does it mater why we fight. This is a forum game, it doesn't mater what the fucking plot is. All that maters if that we have fun!" says Connor to Tox as he stand up and holds back the bullets with the keystone's power.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Why don't we have lives?"

Spoiler: OOC

Kidding, kidding.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Hey, why am I so awesome me?" says Connor.

Connor then replies, "That is the best question I have ever heard."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Nope, I can't remember shit."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Hey Waffles, remember time I ate that cardboard cut out of your's and Ren's Avatar?" says Connor.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"What part of 'I can't reme-'-OH WAIT, I remember!", I say, "Remember how you thought I was girl?!"

Spoiler: OOC

No, no I'm not.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Heh, I also though you were British!" says Connor.

Waffles gets a little ticked off and stares at Connor.

"Hey, we're all cool now, aren't we Cool Guy?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Uh...", I say, thinking, "I haven't made one/got one yet."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I got it!", I yell, "The HYBRID OF SONG!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Man, I too bad it's the middle of the night." says Real Connor.

"Yeah, pretend real me, in game me, and everyone, I'm not gonna be able to post on Sunday most likely." says the writer of this post.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"The city is New York asshole. That's why I can't post, I live there." says the writer of this post again.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Dear [insert your God her], I'll hope you'll be OK, cool guy."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"I'm happy I live in Canada now." say Real Connor.

"Only due to luck asshole real Connor. And New England isn't a city, it's a region. For a Canadian you don't seem to know much about geography." says the writer. Oh, and thanks Waffles."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Yeah, you do know I'm the one who's gonna go though the hurricane, right? Real Connor and in game Connor will be fine unless I somehow die." says Connor the Writer of this post.