Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[WafflesandBacon]

"What the fuck is going on?", Waffles asks, distraught.

"I don't fucking know.", Justin responds, equally distraught.

"Can you all fucking stop?", Real Waffles/Justin said, rubbing his temples with index and middle finger.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Lets stop." says writer Connor.

"OK. So, what now then?" says Connor.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"How about we just watch some TV?", a television appears, I flip through the channels, "Let's see we have House, America's Got Talent, Karaoke Battle US-", I pause, "KARAOKE BATTLE USA!?", I squee like a little girl.

Spoiler: OOC

Its real. [http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/Karaoke_USA/]

 

[Connor Lonske]

"I'm going to masturbate." says Connor.

"NOOOOOOOO!" yells everyone, including real and writer Connor.

"Fine, I'll just watch TV with Waffles." and he sits down next to him on the ground. "Hey, go to SNL for a sec." Waffles switches the channel during the commercial.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

A larger television appears above the first one, crushing it, "KARAOKE BATTLE!", I switch the channel to Karaoke Battle.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"What the hell, that's not Karaoke or Sponge Bob!? That's a TV!" yells Connor as he walks over to the TV and picks it up using the keystone and THROWS IT ON THE GROUND! "WHAT YOU THINK I'M STUPID?! I'M AN ADULT, MAAAAAANNN!"

Waffles shoot Connor with an light EXTERMINATION BEAM blowing him into the vortex.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"YousonofbitchConnorIllpissonyourgrave!", I yell before I fly into the vortex.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Well shit."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Aw man, that would of been quite the adventure if I fell though space and time, right Waffles?" says Connor.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, that'd be a cool and possibly overshadowing adventure, eh, Connor?", I listen to the music, "Freakin' sweet, Tox."

 

[Connor Lonske]

"I still don't think Mall Fight 3 should have a structured plot like the finally. If a plot comes up then that's nice, but I don't think we should force it one way or another. What happens happens." says Connor.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"I agree with, Connor."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Adios, Tox-eador!"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Wanna fuck up his body?" says Connor.

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Man, gruppy." says Connor. Both Toxes go to sleep. "OK, what now?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Generic Kung-Fu movies?"

 

[Connor Lonske]

"Sounds good to me." says Connor.

And they watch Kung-Fu movies all night till they passout.

Spoiler: OOC

Good night.

 

[RaNDM G]

[HEADING=1]ELSEWHERE![/HEADING]

I wake up stranded on the dock. As if I haven't gotten enough rest, I've managed to stay asleep for an entire day.

"Fuck, I say!"

I go to Hell.

[HEADING=1]IN HELL![/HEADING]

Katie: "RaN, you're back!"

RaN: "No time to explain. Gotta figure out where everyone went."

Katie: "Didn't they tell you where they were going?"

RaN: "... No. They left me passed out on the dock."

I pause for a sec.

RaN: "They're stuck in some kind of vortex, aren't they?"

Katie: "Yep."

RaN: *sigh* "Alright. Guess I'd better meet them at the Mall. See you later."

Katie: "See ya."

I step in an elevator and go up to the Mall.

[HEADING=1]AT THE MALL![/HEADING]

"Nothing to do now but wait."

I kick back in the video store and watch Mallrats.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor blast Tox with an EXTERMINATION beam and goes back to sleep.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Connor picks up the TV using the keystone and knocks Tox off the edge with it and goes back to sleep.