Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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Connor is even more comfortable due to the "Cool Side of the Pillow" effect and starts snoring happily.
"zzzzzz*snif*...*snif snif* OMG CHOCO TACOS?!" Connor quickly runs over to Tox and starts eating the fuck out of the chocolatey tacos.
[HEADING=2]Five minuets later[/HEADING]
"Well those were nice. I would go back to sleep but I'm to high on sugar to do such a thing. So, Waffles isn't on, so what do we do now?"
"Well those were nice. I would go back to sleep but I'm to high on sugar to do such a thing. So, Waffles isn't on, so what do we do now?"
"So, you as badass as all the guys who have used guns in the mall?" says Connor.
"Yeah." says the Dark Gunslinger.
"Well, I have the highest gun skill of all the mall fighters, and I have a keystone, and I have control of binary and improbability. You, you can just shoot guns." says Connor as they circle around.
"Well, I have the skills of every gun user, and I have the highest agility of all the players. A equivalent is in SPECIAL is 10 out of 10." says the Firearms User.
"Well that should make this an intersting fight, eh cool guy?" says Connor.
"Quite." the Gunslinger takes out his duel 10mm sub machine guns and starts firing as Connor gets to cover.
>spawn_Smith and Wesson Model 500_and_ammo_#50
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Connor takes the large gun and loads it with the .500 S&W magnum. He fires around the corner.
"Yeah." says the Dark Gunslinger.
"Well, I have the highest gun skill of all the mall fighters, and I have a keystone, and I have control of binary and improbability. You, you can just shoot guns." says Connor as they circle around.
"Well, I have the skills of every gun user, and I have the highest agility of all the players. A equivalent is in SPECIAL is 10 out of 10." says the Firearms User.
"Well that should make this an intersting fight, eh cool guy?" says Connor.
"Quite." the Gunslinger takes out his duel 10mm sub machine guns and starts firing as Connor gets to cover.
>spawn_Smith and Wesson Model 500_and_ammo_#50
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Connor takes the large gun and loads it with the .500 S&W magnum. He fires around the corner.
"Eh, the music is alright, but doesn't exactly rock.", I put my head phones in and play:
"There we fucking go.",
behind Forceuser and blast him with with several
beams.
"There we fucking go.",
Code:
MOTHERFUCKING DALEK TELEPORT
Code:
EXTERMINATION
???: "I was hoping we could continue from our last duel."
RaN: "Same here."
I draw my lightsaber and strike.
???: "You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed as NaR did."
RaN: "Fucking a'."
I try to strike back, only to beaten back by the sith lord.
???: "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you."
RaN: "Same here."
I draw my lightsaber and strike.
???: "You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed as NaR did."
RaN: "Fucking a'."
I try to strike back, only to beaten back by the sith lord.
???: "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you."
"SHITSHITSHITSHIT!", I dodge my own beams then
around Forceuser to confuse him.
Code:
MOTHERFUCKING DALEK TELEPORT---
Connor picks up one of the chunks and hurls it at the Gunslinger. The gunslinger jumps out of the way.
"You think you can smash me, you think I don't have the power equal to that of your future self, Backroom. If you can not beat him, then how could you beat me?"
"'Cause I'm the one with the high perception!" and Connor comes up behind the gunslinger and shoots him in one of his hands, making him drop one of his guns. He jumps over behind cover as Connor lifts up all the chunks of the platform and tries to crush him with them.
Connor picks up one of the chunks and hurls it at the Gunslinger. The gunslinger jumps out of the way.
"You think you can smash me, you think I don't have the power equal to that of your future self, Backroom. If you can not beat him, then how could you beat me?"
"'Cause I'm the one with the high perception!" and Connor comes up behind the gunslinger and shoots him in one of his hands, making him drop one of his guns. He jumps over behind cover as Connor lifts up all the chunks of the platform and tries to crush him with them.
I jump off the catwalk and fall down to the level below. I grab onto a ledge and make my way out of the Mall's central air shaft. After clambering through a series of vents, I find myself in engineering.
???: "You didn't think you could get away from me that easy?"
RaN: "For a minute there, I did."
The sith lord tosses me his blade and draws a blue lightsaber.
"I'm done with this Jedi shit."
I drop the lightsaber and walk away.
???: "You didn't think you could get away from me that easy?"
RaN: "For a minute there, I did."
The sith lord tosses me his blade and draws a blue lightsaber.
"I'm done with this Jedi shit."
I drop the lightsaber and walk away.