Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Fury Is Me.]

(Sorry i'm late.)

*Whips out Oathkeeper and Oblivion, spins in hands and clashes blades.*
Ignoore the Kingdom Hearts 2 reference; Let's kick some ass...

 

[Pm0n3y]

For like the first time ever I respawn on the first floor rather than in the 2nd floor Gamestop. Quickly, I snatch up the RF Sledgehammer, leap into the air, and I strike the ground the uber-tool, rupturing the ground of the mall. The mini-quake causes mostly everyone to lose their balance, making them all stumble and tumble like babies still learning their first steps.

But what really caught my attention was SirBS, who was falling over in the same manner as everyone else. A wild smirk grew on my face and i leaped towards him just as he hit the ground, when he was most vulnerable. I land in front of him, leaving him to gawk at my epic prowess. Before he could get up, I raised the Sledgehammer over my head, and brung it down upon his chest, crushing every bone and rupturing every organ in the process. But instead of finishing him off, I dropped the sledgehammer near him, and left him, leaving him to wallow in excruciating pain.

 

[Broken Orange]

I wake up later, a dead facehugger near by. "My tummy hurts, where is my mommy?" I mumble. But suddenly my chest starts to bulge. "Oh crap, not this again!" *CRACK* It isn't any normal, Xenomorph, it is something, worse. it crawls away, not to be seen for hours.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I pull the mask off my head and chase after the Xenomorph child.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

We'll start with this ODST. *Eyes a group of Aliens.* Graviga! *A huge orb of dark matter falls down upon the aliens and crushes them, splattering blood everywhere.*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I wander about the mall and see SirBS laying in agony feeling merciful I slash his throat with my gauntlets, before I wander upstairs to where Dispelga waits for me. Lets get to it. I say as I lay a few proxy mine traps for the aliens and other players

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"I already did." Points to an area where blood is everywhere and 6 aliens lie on the floor, crushed.

 

[Ren3004]

I show up, completely confused about what's happening.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

In my search for the xenomorph child birthed by Freaky,I encounter Rain,then I butt him with my sniper rifle,knocking him to the floor.
"Jesus sent me,he said go to hell"
I then shoots Ren in the head while he lays on the floor.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I slam into a wall and activate my angel arm,destroying everything near SBS,but leaving him unharmed,until a large bit of debris falls down.
"I didn't know I could do that..."
Then my angel arm retracts and disappears.

 

[Ren3004]

I respawn in a tank store.

Hmmm, interesting.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I regenerate in rupture farms,after using my angel arm to free the mudokons,I lead them to freedom,then order them to ***** slap SBS to death,I start to giggle as it happens.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I don my Light armour and switch my arm cannon to Sonic Gun and charge up, then fire mmissles out of it at the same time, shooting a blast of super-concentrated sound energy at mach 5 at Sir, sending him hurtling towards the wall at mach 2.

 

[Broken Orange]

I respawn at an anime store and I was about to grab an oversized sword or something just as ridiculous, but then I saw her. The most beautiful pillow girl i have ever seen. I forget all the violence going on and the only thing I wanted to is to cuddle up with that doll. I go up to her and ask "Hey there. *Silence* I hear that the food court has some great Japanese restaurant, do you want to grab a bite to eat? *Silence* Alright, lets go!" I grab her, and we head of to the food court.

 

[Knife-28]

O see Orange walking towards the food court with a pillow girl.Dispite my confusion I blow them and the anime shop to Narnia.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I respawn in the Heroes store,I rally them and lead them outside,then sic them on Knife.

 

[Ren3004]

Sir gets in the tank store and starts looking for me. Suddenly, the sounds of my screams were no longer audible...

He climbs up a ladder too look at the shark tank.

Sir:"Ren... are you there?"

Coming up from behind him I answer:

Ren: "Yes..."

As Sir starts turning around, I push him into the tank.

"You fell into my trap, old boy... see you later!"

 

[KitsunetheFox]

High-five!
*Calls in a giant metal hand to pound Ren into a wall*

 

[Broken Orange]

I regain my senses, but i discover that my doll with torn to pieces. "No, no, no, NO!" My body starts to convulse, bones rearrange, muscles grow, just like the Titan monster from Batman: Arkham Asylum. I See Fox and i tackle him, grab him and tear him in half.

 

[KitsunetheFox]

Fox respawns in the gun shop and bursts out of it in an explosion of fangs and fur.
BANKAI! Kokujô Tengen Myô'ô!
As the words erupt from Fox's lips, a giant metal guardian (20ft tall at the moment) appears in the centre of the mall.
The giant then grabs Broken Orange in one huge gauntlet and crushes the life out of him.