*SWOOP! is the only noise heard as i grab Pm0n3y and snap his neck, he falls to the floor dead, and i return to the darkness in the ventilator shafts.... yes... who will be my next victim?*
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I respawn in the AVP store and come out equipped with a predator-esque shoulder cannon, razor gauntlets, and a chakram. I turn on the thermal imaging, see a shape in the darkness and toss my chakram and wait contently as it the sound of it bouncing around is soon followed by dispelgas screams before my weapon returns to me and I activate the cloaking tech and wait for my next victim to show himself.
I respawn in the Alien pen, and unleash them all! They find ODST by merely smelling him! He's ripped apart by the universe's worst nightmare.
It looks like that *puts on sunglasses* that you f... what is that on the celling? is tha...Ahhh! don't eat my face GRAHHHHH! I swear i am done with the CSI parodies, just don't eat me!
[HEADING=2]"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"[/HEADING]
I WAS GOING TO F#*@%$^ DO THAT.YOU F#*@%$^ STOLE MY IDEA!!!!!!!![/rage]Dispelga said:
I burst from the ground near Dispelga in a pitch black District 9 mech suit.I walk over to him, pick him up and smash him into the ground so many times that he turns into a pile of liquid goo. I turn back to the hole that I made and use the suit audio impute to brordcast a low cooing noise. From the hole an army of Predaliens appeare and fan out into the mall, ready to do my bidding.
I respawn, trying to stay safe by taking refuge in the 2nd floor Gamestop, for it provides me with games-based weapons and elevated ground. The store's location bought only but a few minutes of cover though, as the Aliens soon sniffed me out, and discovered my location. Before they could get to me, I run out of the store and leap over the 2nd floor ledge in my usual manner, shooting at the Xenos on the way down with my G18s.
Out of a stroke of luck, I land on (still-invisible) ODST, softening my landing, and mortally injuring him. While he's unconcious, I nab his Predator staff, and leave his injured body as a little snack for the Aliens that fell after me.
Out of a stroke of luck, I land on (still-invisible) ODST, softening my landing, and mortally injuring him. While he's unconcious, I nab his Predator staff, and leave his injured body as a little snack for the Aliens that fell after me.
Chainsaw noises are heard,I kick open the front door wearing a hockey mask,wielding a chainsaw with a baseball bat strapped to my back.
"Let's play..."
"Let's play..."
I respawn in the gun shop
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
Then notice I'm surrounded by firearms,I grab a sniper rifle and go onto a walk way,then headshot AgDr.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
Then notice I'm surrounded by firearms,I grab a sniper rifle and go onto a walk way,then headshot AgDr.
despite the badass nature of my Predator gear, it does little to help me when faced with a sniper rifle. I respawn in the Weyland-Yutani store and encounter a mob of Aliens that I promptly annilate with my smart shuriken, I then find a pulse rifle and strap it to my back before wandering out, gunning down an idle Pmon3y and reclaiming my predator staff
I walk down from the walkway whistling happily,then strap the sniper rifle to my back,then encounter an Alien and get murdered violently.
I respawn in the hardware store,picking up a sledge hammer,discarding my chainsaw and baseball bat,I hunt down AgDr.
I respawn in the hardware store,picking up a sledge hammer,discarding my chainsaw and baseball bat,I hunt down AgDr.
I stalk around the mall,looking for prey when I reach the game stop,I look around and move upstairs.
Then I see a sleeping Pm0n3y,I charge and swing at his head with my sledge hammer.
Then I see a sleeping Pm0n3y,I charge and swing at his head with my sledge hammer.
Sad that my Sunglasses are damaged, I wander around the mall for a bit. Suddenly, I see Lycan about to swing a sledge hammer at Pm0n3y. But out of nowhere, kittens come out of nowhere and devour both of them to the bones.
"Looks like they *searches for sunglasses* oh yea, they broke."
EDIT:fix grammer ;p
"Looks like they *searches for sunglasses* oh yea, they broke."
EDIT:fix grammer ;p
I respawn inside the alien pens,now empty apart from a lone facehugger,I bond with it and carry it with me on my shoulder,then run to find Orange.
When I find him I sic the face hugger on him,it wraps itself around his neck and lays the eggs.
"Well done Freaky!"
When I find him I sic the face hugger on him,it wraps itself around his neck and lays the eggs.
"Well done Freaky!"