Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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*Flies out of a hole of pure darkness and let's out the roar of a mighty lion crosseed with that of a crying pheonix, and Hell fire flies out of the ground. I point towards Cm and the pillars of flames fly towards him and incenerate his body, reducing him to ashes. I then look towards ODST and kick off the mere air and a sonicboom follows 3 seconds after for my speed was thatt of mach 3. I ram my sword through ODST and slash his cross to pieces and pour all his holy water down a drain. Afterwards i pick up his fresh dead body and absorb all the holy energies from it.* You forgot one little thing wyrm. With no devil, who's to take command of hell? Why the man who destroyed him of course! Now for one other order of buisiness.
*Squats dwn then kicks off from the ground i throw my arm up and a portal opens right before i hit the ceiling. I appear at Heaven's Gate. I slice the flimsy ancient metal down to scrap and run through, decapitating angels as I fly by. I run through into God's sanctum and ram my sword through his holy chest, licking my lips as i did, and then rip the sword out vertically. He falls to the floor dead. I proceed to kill his son the same way.* And with God dead and Jesus as well, Equilibrium must be brought. The one who defeats God takes his power and throne. *I sit down on God's throne.* Mhmhmhmhm... Yesssss.... Absolute power feels good... *Sips the blood of Christ out of the Holy Grail.*
*Squats dwn then kicks off from the ground i throw my arm up and a portal opens right before i hit the ceiling. I appear at Heaven's Gate. I slice the flimsy ancient metal down to scrap and run through, decapitating angels as I fly by. I run through into God's sanctum and ram my sword through his holy chest, licking my lips as i did, and then rip the sword out vertically. He falls to the floor dead. I proceed to kill his son the same way.* And with God dead and Jesus as well, Equilibrium must be brought. The one who defeats God takes his power and throne. *I sit down on God's throne.* Mhmhmhmhm... Yesssss.... Absolute power feels good... *Sips the blood of Christ out of the Holy Grail.*
As i am running away from the furniture store, I notice a loser trying to take over the universe. I sprint across the mall, but i am too late. "No! Do you have any idea what you have done? You have fucked us all!" I grab a sword off the ground and i start a sword fight with dispelga *insert the epic fight scene*. As our swords clash, we both notice something happening behind us.
if you could keep this going for a little while with out a lame death
I cause a time ripple to occur behind us, flinging us into a hole in the universe for our epic fight! As I clash swords with Orange, Bits of matter fly around us leaving trails of color. I use my newly found God powers and cause all the matter in this infinate space to accumulate behind me and spin like a top! Masses of colors flourish and ripple behind me as they gather into a large stone Dragon! I sic the dragon onto Orange and let the fight continue with the dragon while i encase myself in a holy bubble which nothing in any universe our outside andy universe can penetrate.
I return to the world of the living in an absolute fury, at the thought of dispelga having killed another saint and scream with such intensity and power that astaroids in space turn to dust, and his stone dragon cowers in fear before I pull out a flaming sword only matched by the Sun in terms of its power and cleave it into a million piec before I gather up half of my awesome strength and do the impossible I penetrate dispelgas bubble grab him by his throat and sap every bit of his power both Godly and Demonic and toss him into the sun. He lets out one feeble scream before the heat consumes him and ends his life. I then return to Earth and give up all of my power so that the balance of Good and Evil is restored and everything wrong by dispelga is now made right as I restore God and Jesus to thier thrones and return Satan and his minions to hell.
*Respawns in the food court.* Damnit! I had all that power! man.... this sucks... *GGets struck by lightning. Respawns in Hot Topic* Oh c'mon God! It was just a joke! *Fire flies out of the ground and turns me to ash. respawns in the food court.* Same for you Satan! Damnit, well might as well go back to normally killing everyone... *Pulls out 2 pistols and shoots ODST and Orange.* Two down.
i fixed it. and i worked so hard on that *Sigh*AgDr_ODST said:
Respawning, my stomach starts to growl really loud. "Man, I am getting hungry, need to get food". I head over to the food court and grab some sweet and sour chicken from the Chinese store and start to eat.
*Rams a Masamune through Orange's back and steals his food. Then plays this song:http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM8cvlhFOog&NR=1 *
I come out of the asian store with my samurai sword in one hand and a pistol in the other. I spy dispelga killing Broken Orange and shoot at his feet making him dance while I walk up to him and just as my ammo runs out I slice his head off and carve my initials into his corpse
Obvious Zolo rip off. *And for bein a rip off i jump on ODST's back and gouge out his eyes and twist the knives around a bit. Then rip them out and while he's screaming in pain, rips his chest open with my bare hands by opening his ribs like doors and then I squeeze his heart till it pops, then i leave him to bleed to death for the 20 seconds he'll be alive and run into the nearest store and watch, laughing*AgDr_ODST said:
I walk up to Sir and with my ears still bleeding i yell "looks like he is *puts sunglasses on* a pussy magnet! Did you say something?!"
Nope. *Swings down from ceiling with a metal bar between thighs and swoops down and grabs BO and pulls him back into the darkness. After 30 minutes of screaming, a long scream that becomes very hoarse sounds and limbs fall from the ceiling.* Mhmhmhm. you're next Sir.
As I continue my walk, I suddenly stop.
"There's a new smell in the air. And it smells like BS...SirBS, that is." I say before turning around and catching a quick glimpse of Sir before being overcome by kittens.
"OH NO! CUTENESS!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!" I yelp as I throw the cuddly baby animals off me and haul ass.
"There's a new smell in the air. And it smells like BS...SirBS, that is." I say before turning around and catching a quick glimpse of Sir before being overcome by kittens.
"OH NO! CUTENESS!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!!!" I yelp as I throw the cuddly baby animals off me and haul ass.