Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)
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Barely alive and a hole in my head and back, I pull off a "Last Stand" I fire off the rest of the magazine towards ODST and Ret's general direction, then i pass out and bleed out.
Cmret, what bad timing we haveCmRet said:
"Get down" I shout as I yank Ret to the ground, while Broken desperately fires at us, before he bleeds out. "Jeezzus how badly do you have to fuck a guy up before he dies now a days? I counted one shotty blast from me and a bullet to the head from you and he still managed to go down shootin"
*A small little fire ignites in the middle of the food court, but something is different about it... it doesn't float up, the flame seems to be... eating itself.... All of a sudden, it shrinks to the size of a marble and explodes with great force! waves of heat and searing flames burts out and tentacles of both flame and darkness spurter out from it's core! CmRet is immolated and is reduced to ashes by the inferno! I emerge from the middle and the flames dissipate. I flash a Masamune into my right hand and a Muramasa into my left.* You all will pay for your resistance with your wretched lives! *I get into a running position, like one you would see a racer do at the starting line, then I dash forward so fast, it's impossible to see with the naked eye! When i am able to be seen, I am standing behind ODST with swords pointed in front of me like i just stabbed someone, their soaked with blood. Then ODST falls to twenty pieces.* Hmph. There. *I climb behind the Wendy's counter and grab a double cheeseburger. I wave my hands downward and a magical barrier covers the front of the Wendy's, making access impossible.* Now, let me finish my dinner, then i will amuse you urchins.
(I love the Saints, i'm actually from New Orleans, just putting that out there.)
A mass of flat darkness appears below CmRet. I reach my hand out and grab CmRet's leg and pull him into the darkness. The darkness shrinks and vanishes then reappears moments later and a skull flies out. It's CmRet's skull.
A mass of flat darkness appears below CmRet. I reach my hand out and grab CmRet's leg and pull him into the darkness. The darkness shrinks and vanishes then reappears moments later and a skull flies out. It's CmRet's skull.
I grab a cross blessed by the Pope from the vatican store. I press the cross against the barrier and after praying intensely for 5 minutes it falls. After Seeing Rets skull I calmly walk to spot where dispelgas darkness grabbed Ret pray over it and seal it trapping dispelga within his void.
*I thrust and slash against my sealed portal to no avail.* I guess there's only one way out... *Stabs self. I respawn in the Sonic across from the Wendy's. ODST is still at the Wendy's praying to keep my now empty portal shut. I run behind him and grab his neck and lift him up, absorbing all the energy from his body then drop him. He lands on the ground limp, but not dead. I feel the new holy energy flowingg through my body and release it all at once! i sprout two angelic wings.* "...Holy..." *A large ring of pure light appears beneath ODST, and thee earth begins to rumble, then a giant spinning mass of strands of pure light flies out from beneath ODST and rips him to shreads with it's divine light. I drop back to the ground, wings disappear in a burst of white swan's feathers which float to the ceilin and then disappear. I grab a chocolate frosty from the Wendy's frosty machine and eat in triumph.* "Sweet."
Still feeling the after effects of my last death. I limp from the Vatican Store and see Dispelga joyfully eating his frosty, but a closer look allows me to see that a tainted heavenly aura exudes from him. An intense righteous rage at my own foolishness swells within me. I scream an intense battle cry that is only matched in fury by a thousand medevial crusaders "God correct my mistake and strip this cretin of the power that my foolishness has allowed him to obtain" Dispelgas frosty drops his from his hand and splatters on the ground, the look in his eyes is one of such fear that no man has ever known. Suddenly the hand of God reaches down from heaven and grabs him and absorbs the angelic power that he stole from me. Dispelga goes limp, and the hand slams him into the ground with such force that nothing but a red stain is left on the ground where he made contact."
"Jesus C., what the fuck was that?" I say as i am eating popcorn chicken. "Some sort of Pink Floyd laser light show or something? want some chicken?"