Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Broken Orange]

I respawn in the science shop and i made 5 acid bomb. I yell "Oi, no one fucks with gravity but me!" Then i thrown the acid bomb at knife, Gauntlet style, and the flask hits him in the face. i then threw the rest at the drones and i hit 3 out of 5 of them.

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: OOC

I hit 3 out of 5 of them.

Dude there's an ARMY of then.

I turn and see Orange's acid vile flying towards my face. I attempt to dodge and fail..sort of. The vile hits the left side of my face, causing me much pain. Luckly my Winged Beast swoops down and bits Orange's head off. As the pain clears I look in a nearby mirror and see this looking back at me.

Distrught, I activate my intedimensional portal and throught the portal comes Harvy Dent's (2 Face's) cloths and his pistol. I see Batman (I ran him over remember) limping towards the store, seeing him I pick up the pistol and shoot him in the head twice.I walk back into the cloths and put then on, everging a minute later looking like 2 Face and with my robot army standing attentivly behind me.

 

[Broken Orange]

I respawn and i notice that there were tons of them I then start making a trap.It involves a incendiary explosion. once i am done, i prepare a tripwire.I run out a Knife and his army and yell out the armies attention. As half of them start to chase and fire at me, i lead them to my ambush.As i leap over the wire, one of them trips it. A hellfire of death and destruction explodes right above them, catching all of them aflame. "The roof is on fire, let the ************ burn!"

 

[Knife-28]

Luckly for me my Winged Beast isn't killed in the explosion and it attacks and kills you for killing my machine army.

 

[Pm0n3y]

After falling to the ground, I respawn on the first floor rather than in the 2nd floor Gamestop, and in regular clothes rather than the Tron Legacy outfit.

"Well, it was fun while it lasted." I say with a sad sigh.

Luckily though, my G18s are still in their holsters, and the RF sledgehammer wasn't to far from me. As I get to it, I notice Knife's Winged Beast flying high above me. I shoot at it to get it's attention. As it swoops down towards me, I jump, landing on it back. It tries its best to shake me off, but it fails.

"Now I am in control!" I say flying towards Knife And BO.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"oi what hit me?" I stammer as I start to float up I see my back imprint on the fountain. "oh that thing" with renewed vigor "time to get some motherfuckers" I mumble as I float into the fallout 3 store and grab a tesla cannon, and a fatman. Eat this you limey basterds I shout as I fire a mini nuke into the mob of people in the middle of the mall

 

[Broken Orange]

As I aim another home made crossbow (no explosives this time) at Spanky, I fire the bolt. Before the bolt can hit him, he implodes upon himself. Looks like his tom foolery got the best of his self.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I grab two masamunes that are 7 feet long, one large black angel wing and 10 supernova spell scrolls. I attatch the Wing and become Safer-Dispelga! I grab a stereo set and blast "One Winged Angel". I move at the speed of sound and slice of 200 individuals' heads off with my masamunes before they can even notice that i had moved, i then use Supernova, a large comet from the Oort cloud just outside the solar system,the size off earth, hurtles into the solar system. It destroys Pluto, strips Saturn of it's rings, And cuts a giant hole in Jupiter, it passes the rest of the planets and enters the sun, causin it to explode in a massive supernova! Mercury is disentegrated, Venus melts, and the explosion reaches Earth. Searing flames engulf the planet slowly. I am unharmed by the flames of the Sun, but the rest of the mall is reduced to ashes in a second then evaporate into the air. The flames subside and the Sun returns to normal. No one in the mall, but me are left alive. I let out a demonic laugh of victory! Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmm...ehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

 

[Broken Orange]

But then dispelga wakes up from his Final Fantasy Wet Dream and he realize that you can't just end the fight like that.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

as dispelga wakes up and realizes the mall is not destroyed one of my mini nukes explodes at his feet and launches him threw a pain of glass into the antique store selling unsheathed razor sharp samurai swords before said swords slice his body into 500 little pieces

 

[Broken Orange]

"That'll keep someone on the edge." I commented on that last situation, then I took aim at ODST and fired.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Dispelga respawns next to the singularity bomb shop "aw sweet." Dispelga grabs a bomb and a protective shield and throws it at Orange and AgDr's feet, their both sucked into a black hole that only exists for a half a second.

 

[Ren3004]

I wake up in the food court to see the mall in flames and several tears in the space-time continuum.

"Oh, great. This is gonna be a lousy day." I say, as I turn to the other side and go back to sleep.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I respawn in the food court also, and not to far from Ren. I could've easily ended his life but I decided not to. Instead, I grabbed a big bag of Doritos, and sat down next to him, waiting for him to awaken.

 

[Ren3004]

Detecting the sweet odor of Doritos, I wake up and see Pm0n3y eating next to me.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I shake the open bag in front of his face.

"Want some?" I ask him.

 

[Ren3004]

"Thank you!" I say, taking one for me.

Then I use it to stab Pm0n3y in the face.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I scream and writhe in pain as I pull the sharp chip out of my face.

"AGH!! You bastard!" I yell, hopping to my feet.

Before he could attack again, I pull out my G18s and fill him with bullets, but only enough to mortally injure him.

"I hope you enjoy bleeding to death." I say before picking up the RF Sledgehammer and walking off.

 

[Ren3004]

I manage to crawl away and grab a kitchen knife before dying.