Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Pm0n3y]

I respawn instantly, screaming bloody murder.

I quickly grab the RF sledgehammer from earlier, and I run and leap off the 2nd floor, heading straight for my opponent.

"EMMMMMYYYYY!!!!" I scream as I close in on him.

I collide with him, creating a crater and causing dust to accumulate around us. Without missing a beat, I slam the sledgehammer into his smug, crazy, piggy face.

Repeatedly.

The force of my attack causes another crater to form, but this one was filled with blood and the remains of the former person. I step out of the crater, fire burning in my eyes. Ren, BO, and the monster stop from their heated battle and give a confused look as I drop the sledgehammer.

"Continue." I say, taking out my G18s.

And with that, the battle recommences.

 

[DJude]

Maniacal laughter can faintly be heard about two or three floors up

I fall through the ceiling with dual Desert Eagles in hand, shooting everyone in the head twice

Then after taking several shots from falling through the cross fire, i unexpectedly explode in a large fury of fire and smoke...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

urgh dammit, who the hell was that. Im in the DT store again. I grab Ling Lings *&^$ball charge out and wait for someone to show up

 

[Knife-28]

As I fall of the back of my robo-cat monster, with a hole in my head I land on my intedimensional portal, activatig it and causing my mind to be fudes into the body of the next thing that comes through the portal, which happens to be my charater from this RP.

Spoiler: OOC

Did everone forget that we can bring characters from RP's?

If you have a character from a RP, use it here!

 

[Pm0n3y]

I respawn and run to the Gamestop's glass doors to see Emmy acting retarded, and possessing the powers of a godly figure.

Sighing, I turn to a game booth, and begin playing a PS3.

"I'll come out when he stops." I say.

 

[Broken Orange]

"Want to play some Little Big Planet until then?" I say after i respawn in gamestop.

Spoiler: Have you read this?

Mall fight is simple everyone is trapped inside a giant Mall and you cannot ever escape the mall. Within the mall is every type of shop containing every type of item (no God power item however although there is basically everything else even a Kiano Reaves statue (not sure u spell his name that way )

 

[Pm0n3y]

I shrug sheepishly as BO approaches me.

"Eh. Why the hell not." I say to myself as I toss him a controller.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"this'll rain on thier parade" I chuckle as I press the button and toss Ling Lings %^&#ball into the Game-stop. As he comes out snarling savagely about to attack, I get my camera ready to record the carnage. But before the bloodshed begins he pulls a joint bigger than he is out of thin air, starts smoking and offers it to Pmon3y and BO. "aww dammit!! well joinem if you can't kill em" I mutter as I head in. "hey you guys got a 3rd controller?" *as I inhale the smoke* "Woooooah my thoughts are on my hands man, and one of my hands is a cannon. hahahahahahahaha"

 

[Broken Orange]

"DEATH!" I yell as i rip my shirt off to show a suicide bomb vest. "Allah Akbar!" *Ka-Boom*

 

[Broken Orange]

I respawn, noticing werewolfs fighting the beasts. I then start making pipebombs. Once i am done, I start throwing bombs at the beast to help Sir.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Spoiler: Pm0n3y...

I collide with him, creating a crater and causing dust to accumulate around us. Without missing a beat, I slam the sledgehammer into his smug, crazy, piggy face.

Repeatedly.

You have learnt well, my child.

I knew that would've gotten your attention.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

So much for toking up and playing PS3." I say after I spawn in the Zero Punctuation store and grab 60 instant troll seeds(the little black things in the vids) pour water on them and watch them grow as tall as my knees. "attack my little minions, destroy anyone in this place who isn't me." I shout as they divide and conquer seeking out Broken Orange Spankey Ham, Pmon3y, and SirBrightSide

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Ohhhhh Shit, I mumble as I watch the imps leave Spanky unharmed and start charging back toward me. Though before they reach me, I place yatzee's fedora on my head and they stop, recognizing their masters other symbol. "Ignore me and the pig who wields the gun, Destroy the others or die trying." I shout heroically like William Wallace before placing grabbing a box of the imp seeds and placing them on my back and heading out to watch the imps go to work on the others, and if need be create more imps

 

[Pm0n3y]

I respawn and begin to quickly run out of the Gamestop, but before I bust out of the doors, I back up, and look down.

"Hm. I'm still in the Tron Outfit [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AwvuirSEAA] from earlier. Eh, who cares..." I say, taking note at the light blue streaks that travel down the black outfit.

Now in no hurry to the action, I begin to stroll towards the door, taking the disc off my back, and un-holstering one of my G18s, in a awesomely-awesome manner.

"...Tron Legacy is gonna fuckin rock." I say, booting down the door, ready to face the present Imp menace.