Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Claymorez]

I come round the corner - and find some guy names sexy guy who I then slap with a pair of old socks I havent washed for 6 months and may have dipped in some.....ACID!!!

His face dissolves bubuhahaha and I run off into the shadows.

 

[Broken Orange]

I run up to sext and punt him, causing him to drop his LMG, which i take for myself to use against the beast which has attacked pm0n3y and Sir.

 

[Broken Orange]

Spoiler: *facepalm*

why does it seem as if this forum post has jumped the shark.

"Do you know whats for dinner? Ham and Fox! Buhahahahaha! *Riddles Sexy with enough lead to use his dick as a pencil*

 

[Knife-28]

I break Sexy's and Orange's combie, causing then to spontaneously combust.

 

[Ren3004]

"Sir! What are you trying to do?"

 

[Ren3004]

"Sir, I'm in a Big Daddy suit. There is NO way I can type with this drill. With that said, I can give you more time."

I then jump down from the balcony on to the neck of the Beast.

"DRILL-HUG!!!"

 

[Pm0n3y]

I sidestep as I notice Ren crash into the monster. The weight of Ren's Big Daddy Suit brings the monster and Ren to the ground.

"Whew. thank god you're here." I say to him in a nervous tone

Ren's drill delivers a sustainable amount of damage, but it wasn't enough to down the monster completely. I put the disc back on my back, and then I unleash my second G18, riddling the monster with bullets at a breakneck pace. But the best those bullets do was to only annoy the monster.

"Sir! Hurry up with that download!" I say, reloading my two guns.

 

[Ren3004]

Now that I have drilled through the monster's neck muscles, it can't raise its head. While it tries to struggle, I move to the top of it's head and say "Watch this!".

Then I drill its left eye out.

 

[Broken Orange]

I respawn in the next store and i notice an epic battle. Well, i can't let them have all the fun." I find the gravity machine and turn the gravity back on (it was still off). I then start to re-builld the chainsaw nunchuck. Once I rebuild my weapon, I free run my way to the second floor.Once i get there, i comment "You guys need a hand?" before i start kung-fu on the beast.

 

[Ren3004]

BO attracts the beast's attention by continuously sawing its arms.

Coming down to the ground, I charge at the monster.

Meanwhile, Pm0n3y aims his guns at the creature's heart.

And, as with every proper epic battle in history, this music is playing:

 

[AgDr_ODST]

eat this you demonic beast I shout as I turn around and fire my mega buster at it putting a large hole in its abdomen and continues straight through hurting Pmon3y in the process.

 

[Broken Orange]

As i am doing kung-fu with my chainsaw-chucks, the beast get hit on me, causing me to lose grip on my weapon. The deadly weapon goes flying towards Pm0n3y.

 

[Ren3004]

I use the telekinesis plasmid on the chainsaw-chucks, throwing them an the beast's neck.

 

[Broken Orange]

As the CC go flying towards the abomination, I do a '300' style jump towards the monster with the first thing i could find. The monster was able to doge the chainsaw, it was not able to duck out of my way. As i stab the thing, i realize that i had grabbed a paperclip. the monster grabs me and throws me into Ren.

 

[Ren3004]

I defend myself by impaling BO with the drill and throwing him at the monster.

Then I proceed to drill through the beast's tongue.

"Sir, what are you doing!?"

 

[Broken Orange]

I respawn on the third floor and i yell out, " I don't think he can hear you, he has a stereo playing "Requiem for a Dream" very loudly!

 

[Pm0n3y]

After being punctured by ODST's mega buster shot, I weakly limp behind a chest high wall, so I can recover a bit and reload my guns.

"Argh...Goddammit...ODST..." I say, breathing weakly and coughing up blood.