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Sexy Guy said:
Pm0n3y said:
....I land on the ground with a flat THUMP, with my newly formed "Lightcycle" under me. I sit up from the sitting position. It felt good to be on the black and blue-streaked cycle, and that evil grin from earlier came back. I pulled out one of my G18s, and I sped off, heading towards the Pig. As I drew closer and closer, I began to line up my sights until I came within firing range. I pulled the trigger, and lit up the strange character with no remorse. Before he could fall, I took out my disc and drove it into his face sending him flying. I smirked as I sped off on the cycle.

Why dont you join my RP!?



Spankeys, after ODST and he ate some of himself, and after getting killed by Phil, respawned in the Drawn Together store on the second floor.

"Him, lets see..." He said as he browsed through the merchanide.

"Xander's sword...To Homo. Princess Clara's dress...to racist, homophobic, and Dinsey-esque. Wool-Door Sockbat outfit...Hmmm. Cartoony. Funny. Faster than Russ Pitts falling career. I LOVE IT!"

Spankey then put the outfit on, and ran out of the storem yelling:"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IS A REGISTERED TRADE-MARK OF NINTENDO!"
twaddle runs out of mall only to be seconds later crashing through the ceiling on top of a huge industrial steam roller which lads on ODST and spanky. twaddle cries: WRRRRYYYYY, and then jumps off the steam roller before it explodes
 

Broken Orange

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Sexy Guy said:
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Thanks to the Juggernaut suit, I survive the Firaga face palm, but the suit caught on fire, so i had to remove it ASAP (stands for "as soon as possible"). Once clear of the suit, I turn my focus back to twaddle. If you looked close enough in my eyes, you would have seen explosions in my eyes. I started towards him, doing some impressive nunchuck moves. Once I get to him, I swing my rather Awesome weapon at twaddle.
You know you dies right> Shiuld'nt you have to respond or something before kicking Twaddles ass? Also...Ah Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Who here doesnt know what ASAP stands for? ;)
]I got ninja'd and i was being a smart ass about ASAP. that is what makes this fourm so awesome i'll edit so that it will work your post
 

AgDr_ODST

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*spawning in the Drawn Together store* oi I feel like I was just smashed and smacked in the face. oh lookeee here *hops into a mini version of Foxy Loves Mystery Machine rip off* "ooooooweeee this thang is fast." I shout as I run down Twaddle, and grab Spanky and toss him into the passenger seat before T-Boning Pm0n3y's lightcycle. *shakily getting out* oh well fun while it lasted *grabs Pmon3y's disc and hobbles away
 

Broken Orange

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respawn and very confused on why on earth someone would want to be a character from a crappy Comedy Central show. Shrugging it off, I start making an improvised flamethrower.
 

Broken Orange

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After getting my head smashed by a poor excuse of a pig from a canceled cartoon show, my body fell on top of my gravity machine (which was just on the ground nearby). The zero gravity button got pressed.
Broken Orange said:
Respawn in another but different hardware store, just finish making a machine that can reverses and turn off gravity. I test it once, see knife hitting the roof, then i turned it off.
 

AgDr_ODST

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*before smashing in Pm0n3y's head with the disc* "paybacks a *****" while wandering toward Spanky
"something smells good" *see's orange body, and pukes on it*

@Sexy Guy: keep an open eye for anytime someone does something to your character that doesn't result in you dying and roll with it *your impomptu ride with me in the little van for example*
 

Pm0n3y

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"OI! MY DISC!" I yell as the lightcycle fades away from taking too much damage in the crash. I then get up to face ODST, who's in the progress of getting away with my danger-disc. Quickly I pull out my G18s and shoot them at his feet, making him dance, classic western movie style. As I get close enough, I elbow him in the noggin, re-acquiring my disc.

"Yeah, Payback is a *****, isn't it?" I say before I start floating due to the zero grav being turned on.
 

Broken Orange

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As i respawn floating, hoping that there won't be another inter-dimension beast that will be spawned. I grab my Chainsaw-chuck and start making my way to the battle.

I will let you, the poster, decide if we bring back another monster. Also if you ask "what is a Chainsaw-chuck?" here is your answer http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/5p38
 

AgDr_ODST

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I think you should bring one(or two) into the mix and maybe we all "try" to work together to kill it. either way bring one one

*spawning in the capcom store* damn I almost had it. *notices a megaman suit and a real mega buster*
"ooooooooo even better" *puts on the suit and ditches his AK for the buster* walks out and takes potshots at Pmon3y. One random one connects with his head melting it. I walk up to P and kick his bloody corpse. "You can keep your disc."
 

Broken Orange

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I notice ODST kicking a corpse, but due to the lack of gravity, he loses his balance. I take upon this advantage and i do some very sweet looking attacks using my chainsaw-chucks, causing multiple dismemberments.
 

AgDr_ODST

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respawning with my weapons I stalk out to face Broken, only for another beast similar to the first to dive at me from the ceiling. I use the suits jet boots to dive away over a railing and slide down a near by wall. "Broken you spawned another beast you stupid wop"
 

Broken Orange

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As i heard ODST yell out something about hops, I notice another beast that is chasing ODST. I then turn around then say "Not this again!" *Studio Laughter*. As i prepare my Chainsaw-Chucks, i get tackled by ANOTHER beast! (there are two beast, btw)
 

Knife-28

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I respawn in a shop filled with random junk and I set about making and intedimensional portal ,spiky metal armour and a fully automatic railway rifle from Fallout 3.
Having finished all the projects I summon forth the cat robot from '9', 10x the size it is in the film. I climb aboard it's back and burst out of the storefront. I see Orange and fire my railway rifle at him, beheading him. "Headshot!" I yell as I attack one of the beasts.

 

Pm0n3y

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"So, You can bend reality, eh?" I say as the G18 reforms back to it's orginial form.

I Re-holster it before pulling the dander disc off my back. As I do so, spikes spring out of the edges of the frizbee of death, And I swing it towards SirBS. While he's distracted by the disc, the lightcycle forms under me, and I race towards him. As it closes in on him, he dodges the disc easily, but once he takes his attention off of it, he doesn't notice me racing towards him. I pop a wheelie and bunnyhop, bouncing onto Sir's flaming bike, and then bouncing over him. I land behind him and rev off, leaving him in my pixelated dust.

"Catch me if you can!" I say, catching my disc and speeding off.
 

Broken Orange

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As I respawn in Build a bear, I notice Pm0n3y and SirBryghtside fighting on a lightcycle. I wonder where the Beasts are. I notice that one is still chasing ODST. "there you are, you cheeky little girl." It is on top of the roof, about to pounce on Sir and Pm0n3y. "This is going to be interesting" Then, in a blink of an eye, it jumps on them.
 

Pm0n3y

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We notice the monster falling from the heavens, and we both leap off the lightcycle, nearly dodging the monster. the Lightcycle fades away again after being pulverized by the monster's heavy-set body crushing it. Me and Sir face the monster, brandishing our weapons.

"We'll continue our fight later. But now we must work together. What do you say? Just for old times sake?" I say to him, with my disc in one hand and a G18 in another.