Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Broken Orange]

After hearing the distant lyrics to the song "Ran so far away ", I walked up to the pandas in my Mech suit. I notice they are eating what i am assuming was ODST, I yelled out "Let go of her, you *****!" Giggling at little bit to myself for the movie quote, I start tearing apart all of the pandas until all you can see is black, white and red. WIth most dead and the rest retreating, I turn my attention back the beast who was just recovering from the jetpack explosion, I put the mech in full speed in a battle to the death with the monster, hoping that someone will try to help me kill the beast. <hint, hint>

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

After running a while, among the havok, with that 80's song in the mall, i started searching for Cover and defensive weaponry, Shplong! i took in the face a huge baby rattle, and took it to hit a loose panda running wild and turning around. At the sixteenth hit that cracked his skull, i started feeling bad for that endangered specie that got away from " The Mall! " ...

 

[rhyno435]

I respawn in the clothing store, I suddenly come up with the great idea to get naked and attack people in the nude. Withing a few seconds I run out of the store naked prepared to kill however i see first.

"Fear my naked glory fools!"

Spoiler: OOC

Wow, even in this death mall you decide to get naked. I thought that was exclusive to the Serial Killer thread.

I wake up in a strange mall, with fire everywhere and unorthodox projectiles whizzing every which way. I decide to take advantage of what seems to be a riot and dash into the nearest store. It happens to be a small convenience store, and I quickly decide to grab all of the money from the cash register before grabbing a bunch of DVDs from the back of the store.

I make my way to the mall's lobby, waiting to see what will happen next.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

After hearing the distant lyrics to the song "Ran so far away ", I walked up to the pandas in my Mech suit. I notice they are eating what i am assuming was ODST, I yelled out "Let go of her, you *****!" Giggling at little bit to myself for the movie quote, I start tearing apart all of the pandas until all you can see is black, white and red. WIth most dead and the rest retreating, I turn my attention back the beast who was just recovering from the jetpack explosion, I put the mech in full speed in a battle to the death with the monster, hoping that someone will try to help me kill the beast. <hint, hint>

Spoiler: @Broken Orange

Im a guy FYI. and Im safe inside a store, I escaped the pandas.

After being sure I had lost my pursuers I check my surroundings and find that Im in antique store. But one of the antiques just happens to be a giant golden battle axe(think Dead rising). Disregarding my plasma cutter I place my axe on my back and venture out into the store.

 

[Broken Orange]

Spoiler: @ODST

You never seen Aliens? That was a quote from the movie. Good thing i was assuming it was you, Because assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME. I wonder who the pandas were eating. *GASP* they were eating SirBryghtside!

During my battle with the beast, It was very much like the battle between Siqnory Weaver and the Queen Alien from "Aliens" the battle was awe inspiring. However, the beast used its tail to disable my Mech and my vessel gets knock down. I try to wriggle my way out, but it is no good. As the creature is about to leap for the death kill, i begin to wonder what the purpose for all of the violence is. As i finish my thoughts, The Monster leaps.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I observe SirBryghtside being devoured by his turncoat minions after I promised them 50 acres worth of bambo, before diving at the monster axe at the ready, and slash at its midsection, I prepare for another strike before I realize that its blood is melting my axe. Enraged I toss it over my shoulder and pull out the ripper and activate its secondary function which holds a spinning blade infront of me and approach the beast cutting off its legs before the blade fires and lodges itself where the creatures legs were attached to its body

 

[Broken Orange]

As I observe ODST fighting the beast from another dimension. However, ODST gets injured when a squirt of blood hits him in the leg. As I look franticly around within arm length to attack the beast, i notice Claymorez's spoon. I grab it and throw it at the creature's head. As it stabs it, The Beast lets out a horrible shriek! It starts to implode upon itself then poof, it disappears, leaving nothing but the infamous spoon. As I crawl out of my useless mech suit. I grab the Ripper and walk up to ODST. "Hey, thanks for the help" i say just before i fire a saw blade into his face.

 

[Knife-28]

After obseving the battle I Jump of the second level of the mall and land silently behind Orange.I activate my energy swords and chop him into little cubes.

 

[Ren3004]

I come out of the game props store in my Big Daddy suit.
*revs drill*

 

[Broken Orange]

I respawn in the self-defence store and i grab a heavy duty taser and mace. On my way to the battle, I go to the plumbing store and grab a wrench. Then i got to the insect store and grab a crate full of bees.

 

[Broken Orange]

I get knocked back into a nearby wall by the shock wave of the blast. The Taser gun fires off into the distance (This taser is the type that has no range). The mace explodes blinding me, and the bees escape flying to a distant part of the mall.
"How can this day get any worse" I whined. *Thunder clap, then rain through the huge, broken skylight*.

 

[Broken Orange]

As i use the rain to clear my eyes from the mace. I make my way to the second floor to avoid the flooding.. After a bit, I notice Sir and Ren fighting. It was quite the sight to behold. After a while I decide to interfere. I reload my heavy duty taser and i take aim and fire. They are both electrocuted. I then decide to leap over the ledge to finish them off with my wrench. I go up to Sir and i raise the wrench above my head, to smack down on Sir's convulsing body.

 

[Knife-28]

I swim over to Orange and once again, Dice him into little cubes.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

after a long time in the respawn abyss, I respawn on the roof in my BDU's very annoyed and notice the epic fights playing out before me. I start to sit and watch them kill eachother before. I head into a hastily built shed to my right that has the words *zombie panic room* painted on the door. I find among other things an AK47(with multiple magazines), a machete and a health pack. I take said items walk up to the hole through which I made my entrance orginal and start firing. Promtly filling Knife with lead

 

[Baby Eater]

*A lone figure walks into the mall wearing a trenchcoat and fedora*

Well this place hasn't changed a bit

 

[Ren3004]

Waking up from my dazed state, I see ODST in the distance. His bullets bounce off my Big Daddy suit while I charge at him, finally drilling through his stomach.

 

[Broken Orange]

I respawn in the hardware store and i start to build 25 pipe bombs. Once i leave, I notice that Ren is giving ODST an extra breathing hole in his belly. I use the moment of distraction to throw a pipe bomb at Ren. It explodes, Destroying the Big Daddy suit and most likely, killing Ren3004. "You need to piece yourself together my friend. This is the perfect time to celebrate with my birthday cigar." As i light a match, it slips out of my rain slick hand and it drops into the satchel i kept all of my pipe bombs. *Ka-Boom!*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

(ahhhhhhhhhhh Im gonna go with NO. I was on the roof not anywhere near you Ren(wasn't shooting at you either) so Im not dead. Hows about actually reading next time)

from my post I see Ren charge at thin air and Broken either accidentally or intentionally kill himself either way I settle in for the long haul

 

[Broken Orange]

The pipe bomb explosion destroyed some nearby columns. After a few minutes, parts of the roof collapse. The part that falls is where ODST is at.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

(thanks for reading this time )

"ooooooooh shiiiiiit" I yell as the floor below me gives out. I land on top of the rubble but I've not gotten off so easy. my leg is broken, and I curse emphatically as I hobble to the army surplus store to get some extra ammo and and equalizer