It was Pm0n3y who was on the 2nd floor, but i'll play ball
As i come crashing to the ground floor, my body pressed the zero gravity button on the Gravity Machine.
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As i come crashing to the ground floor, my body pressed the zero gravity button on the Gravity Machine.
I sit the ground level with a deafening splat. As the blood began to leak out of every open crevice on my body, I derez, TRON style. I respawn in the Gamestop, ready for more action. I whip out my G18s, but notice something different about them: They're lined with blue streaks of light. I look down to notice that i'm also in a all-black biker suit, with blue steaks of light going down the sides, much like one of the guys in this trailer [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1IpPpB3iWI&feature=related]. But strangely enough, i'm not wearing the helmet like the guy.
"Fair enough" I say to myself, taking the disk off my back.
It instantly glows as it comes in contact with my hands, forcing a evil grin from me. I use my free hand to take out one of my newly modified G18s.
"Oh. this is gonna be fun." I say, walking out the Gamestop.
"Fair enough" I say to myself, taking the disk off my back.
It instantly glows as it comes in contact with my hands, forcing a evil grin from me. I use my free hand to take out one of my newly modified G18s.
"Oh. this is gonna be fun." I say, walking out the Gamestop.
As i respond at the smoothie shack, I notice that i am floating, then i remember
"Well, this is going to be interesting" I grab the katana right on top of the store (again, just like in Dead Rising) and float towards the Gamestop.Broken Orange said:
having taken advantage of Orange in his distracted state. I start to head to the gun, very pleased with myself. I take one step forward before Im yanked off the ground and pulled toward the ceiling. Oiiii Shit I yelp before I hit the ceiling back first
Once I step out the Gamestop in my awesome new suit, I notice that someone turned off the gravity again. I sigh heavily as I start to leave the ground, putting the disc on my back and re-holstering my G18 so I won't lose them. Then, from the corner of my eye, I notice Broken floating towards me. I put my feet on the wall and kick off it, soaring towards Broken. We collide, forcing us to tumble through the air awesomely.
[Got Ninja'd]
While in a death struggle with Pr0m3y, we hear a yelp. As we both turn around, I notice that some creature of unimaginable horror threw ODST to the roof (since there is no gravity). "Holy moly, what the hell is that Abomination against God?"
While in a death struggle with Pr0m3y, we hear a yelp. As we both turn around, I notice that some creature of unimaginable horror threw ODST to the roof (since there is no gravity). "Holy moly, what the hell is that Abomination against God?"
"Oi my back" I groan as I feel where my shoulders colided with the steel holding the ceiling tiles in place. After a moment I attempt to stand up on the roof before I realize my mistake and realize that Im staring into the gaping maw of a demonic beast that looks like the horrifying spawn of an Alien(from AvP) and one of these things:
I scramble to draw my pistol but before I can its razor sharp tail slices me clean in half. I let one one suprised gasp before darkness takes me.
Pm0n3y and I watched in horror as ODST got torn in half. Both of ours mouth are catching flies, if you will. The Demon fuck spawn or what ever evil it is turns the thing that you could call a head towards us and then leaps at us, with myself barely getting out of the way but The Beast tackles Pm0n3y.
As Ren starts flying towards me, I place my Katana on my chest, Sharp edge pointing away from me. As Ren tackles me, he hits the blade head on.
With his head doing the impression of a banana, I grab the Gravity Machine, about to turn the gravity on. But then i remember something important. There is an warning on the back of the machine. It says "Caution, Multiple uses within a few hours might spawn Inter-Deminsional Beast.
"Well, shit" i mutter. I turn the gravity on. As i land, I grab Ren's jet pack on place it on. "Well Ren, I got to split." Satisfied with the pun, I fly towards The Beast, with the advantage of flight
With his head doing the impression of a banana, I grab the Gravity Machine, about to turn the gravity on. But then i remember something important. There is an warning on the back of the machine. It says "Caution, Multiple uses within a few hours might spawn Inter-Deminsional Beast.
"Well, shit" i mutter. I turn the gravity on. As i land, I grab Ren's jet pack on place it on. "Well Ren, I got to split." Satisfied with the pun, I fly towards The Beast, with the advantage of flight
I also respawn in the future tech store. After seeing ODST leave I grab 2 energy swords (ala Halo 3), I also grab the trenchcoat fron Tron Evolution. I exit the store and see SirBryghtside leading an army of pandas."Screw it" I think as I charge towards Sir's army.
I see BO flying toward the monster like an idiot, Ren a bloody mess in two pieces and the beast in a crater dazed. Ignoring the greater threat carefully I aim and fire a sawblade from the ripper in BO's path but it misses him and instead connects with the beasts arm and cuts it clean off
On my way flying to the beast, I see a saw blade cut off one of six arms of the beast. I turn my head to see that ODST was trying to help me out. " I have to remember to thank him... WITH DEATH."
As turn my attention back to The Beast, i was closer to it then i remember. i ram the thing in the gut, knocking the creature to the ground and i flew into a wall.
As turn my attention back to The Beast, i was closer to it then i remember. i ram the thing in the gut, knocking the creature to the ground and i flew into a wall.
I turn to my left after hearing someone give the order to attack only to find Brightside behind his panda army. I start cutting them down by the hundreds but its only a matter of time before they begin to surround me. In a last ditch attempt to stay alive I vault over a nearby railing and bounce off an umbrella and land on my feet on the first floor. Not missing a beat I head into the first store I find
As i respawn in a hardware store, I realize that i will need a little something more to kill the beast. So I make a Mech suit to fight the monster from between dimensions (and kill any pandas i come across).
Arriving by the front entrance of: " The Mall! " a sudden wierd feeling passes through my vertebral column, then i see the place is really Big! after those 5 seconds, then coming back to my senses i hear loud voices and sounds, then i ran... i ran so far awaaayy,