Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[AgDr_ODST]

Spoiler: HELLLLO

*crunch of knife hitting the roof*

Hitting the ROOF!Who the hell reversed the gravity!?!?!?

Spoiler: @Knife-28

I respawn inside a random junk store and constuct the Fallout 3 dart gun.

Spoiler: @Knife-28

sorry I thought you were above the mall(as in, in the air high above it) not at a high point inside the mall

I waltz up to Claymorez steal his spoon and shoot him

 

[Ren3004]

I hit AgDr in the face with my glove.

"I challenge you for a duel!"

 

[Claymorez]

I grab the spoon from the floor with my one remaining arm, as ODST lost a contact lense and missed my chest, and point my spoon at ODST and say "tis but a flesh wound", before skewering odst on my spoon. I then turn to face ren. *cue duel of fates* rofl

 

[Knife-28]

I see Ren challange ODST to a duel.From a safe distance I Shoot both of them with my dart gun, crippling their legs.

 

[Broken Orange]

Spoiler: explanation of reversed gravity

*crunch of knife hitting the roof*

Hitting the ROOF!Who the hell reversed the gravity!?!?!?

sorry I thought you were above the mall(as in, in the air high above it) not at a high point inside the mall

I explain the reverse in gravity on post #268. I just edited a little to make it easier to understand. I am a slave to detail.

Respawn in another but different hardware store, just finish making a machine that reverses gravity. I test it once, see knife hitting the roof, then i turned it off.

As my decapitated head rolls around, I hit a button on the Reversed-Gravity Machine (lets just call it RGM).

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Owww when the spoon stabs me. *thud* dammit I yell when my legs give out. I start to aim for Ren and fire as the gravity reverses causing me to miss horribly

 

[Ren3004]

I prepare to fend off against both ODST and Claymorez, but suddenly gravity reverses and we are all thrown towards the ceiling.

I try to hit one of them with my sword.

 

[Broken Orange]

As i respawn in a gym store, I walk (ON THE MOTHER F*CKING ROOF) over to some dumbbells and add them to my inventory. On my way out of the store i get hit by a stray dart and lose feeling in my legs, yelling "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, THE PAIN!"

 

[Ren3004]

Wait, if you're losing feeling in your legs, how come you're feeling pain? Oh, I see!

As I fall on my back, I feel my sword piercing something. Looking to my right side, I see BO fallen on the roof, with my sword stuck in is neck.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

My shot misses Ren but connects with his sword knocking it away toward the hole in the skylight that I made earlier

 

[Ren3004]

Having my sword knocked from my hand, I kick ODST's hand, making him drop his gun. I lunge towards it and manage to catch it between my teeth.

 

[Broken Orange]

As i respawn in the food court, i notice the RGM and I make a dive for it and i re-reverse the gravity.

 

[Ren3004]

Suddenly, we all fall to the ground, making me drop ODST's gun. However, I manage to grab my sword on its way down and cut Claymorez's right hand.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I fall suddenly but I manage to grab my gun as Ren gets his sword. I shoot Claymorez left hand before diving away from the action and training my gun on Ren

 

[Ren3004]

A voice in my head says "Do a barrel roll!". So I dive to the side and hit a wall, passing out.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I walk out the Gamestop after noticing that someone tampered with the gravity. I leap over the second floor ledge, landing in amidst the heat of the battle. I brandish my G18s, and point them at the two nearest people.

"Hey guys, what up?" I ask everyone.

 

[Broken Orange]

"Chicken Butt" I cleverly said as I grab my dropped UZI and unload the magazine at Pm0n3y.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"what an idiot" I think in regards to Ren as I watch him knock himself out, before I walk over to him and riddle his body with bullets, before wiping his saliva off it and reloading.

 

[Broken Orange]

After missing Pm0n3y completely, I yelled in anger and threw the empty UZI at Pm0n3y's head knocking him over the ledge.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*taps Broken, who turns around* how are you doing *shoots Broken in the gut and pushes him over the ledge*