Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Broken Orange]

I respawn in the hardware store, then i start to make my home made bomb.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn in a DVD rental store and set to work crafting all the Far Cry disc's into ninja stars.

 

[Broken Orange]

As i am crafting a bomb using gasoline and batteries, a spark causes a explosion. Which destroys the store killing me, and the DVD rental store, which was right next to the hardware store, gets very damaged. Very unlikely anyone survived the blast, their could be a surviver...

 

[Ren3004]

Knife tries to crawl out of the burning store. When he is almost at the fountain, he is suddenly grabbed by me and drowned.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I take my newly aquired camera and snap a picture of Ren killing knife before I slam my newly aquired hammer into her back

 

[Ren3004]

I turn around when I hear ODST taking a picture of me. He then decides to hit a nearby woman with a hammer. I throw a burning DVD case at him.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I turn around when I hear ODST taking a picture of me. He then decides to hit a nearby woman with a hammer. I throw a burning DVD case at him.

Spoiler: HELLLLO

your the person I was hitting, but whatever

cursing as the case hits me I charge at Ren and savagely beat him to death with my hammer

 

[Sam G]

I burst out of Ren's chest, latch on to ODST's face and start beating him like an angry chimpanzee.

 

[Ren3004]

I turn around when I hear ODST taking a picture of me. He then decides to hit a nearby woman with a hammer. I throw a burning DVD case at him.

Spoiler: HELLLLO

your the person I was hitting, but whatever

cursing as the case hits me I charge at Ren and savagely beat him to death with my hammer

Spoiler: HELLLLO

I know. You said "her". I'm a guy.

I respawn in an antique store and immediately grab a top hat and a monocle. Oh, also a sword.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I respawn in an army surplus story and grab some BDU's a pistol and some ammo

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn outside the DVD rental shop and recover as many disc shurikens as I can. I then grab some helium balloons and float up over the mall.I then throw Some of mu shurikens at Sam, who is just standing near the fountan.

 

[Broken Orange]

I respawn at a exterminators shop, i grab rat poison. Then i go to a vending machine and get some twinkies. I place the poison in the twinkie and place it in the middle of the food court, and i hide in a decorative bush and start playing the waiting game

Spoiler: Note

No one saw me enter the bush, Right?!

 

[Pm0n3y]

After respawning, I sigh after noticing that someone jacked me for the RF Sledgehammer. Growing in rage, I pull out my dual G18s and point them at a decorative bush.

"Ugh! I hate indoor shrubbery!" I say before open firing on the bush.

As I run out ammo I start to notice blood pouring from out of the bush. Confused, I walk up to it. Before I could get any closer, a mangled, bullet-ridden body falls out of it. As I identify the person, I find out that it was Broken O.

"Oops" I say, shrugging innocently. I notice a twinkie laying not to far from the bush, but I never liked twinkies, and I decided to leave it for someone else.

Then I leap to the 2nd floor Gamestop to see if there was any more video game based weaponry.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I spot a few balloons floating above the mall, I take aim and bust them with 4 precise shots, before I hear a scream coming from where the balloons were moments ago and see someone falling "Damn" *crunch of knife hitting the roof*

 

[Broken Orange]

As i respawn at a sports shop and grab a baseball bat and mutter to myself "batter up".

Spoiler: To Ren

Lover your picture

 

[Broken Orange]

As i am walking, I notice a twinkie on the ground thinking "ooh, a twinkie." I grab the treat and i start eating it greedily. Few seconds later as i start to foam at the mouth, i remember the trap that i had set up. I collapse and start twitching, barely alive.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*stares at BO while he lays on the ground before putting a foot on his chest and pretending to cry* Sorry boy Im gonna have to put you down *shoots Orange in the head*

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: HELLLLO

*crunch of knife hitting the roof*

Hitting the ROOF!Who the hell reversed the gravity!?!?!?

I respawn inside a random junk store and constuct the Fallout 3 dart gun.

 

[Broken Orange]

Respawn in another but different hardware store, just finish making a machine that reverses gravity. I test it once, see knife hitting the roof, then i turned it off.

Spoiler: ooc

don't make me bump this!

 

[Claymorez]

I step out of the shadows and decapitate broken orange with.....yes......I found it after many hours(after sirbrightside hid it)......A SPOON!