Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Broken Orange]

"Oh shit, Imps." As i kick and punch the imps, they start to overcome me. As it seem that all is over, a beast comes out and starts eating and tearing apart all the imps. "You saved me! Do you want to be my friend?" It cocks its head, then bites my face off.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn on the 28th floor of the mall, wearing the Tron Evolution cyber-trenchcoat with the lines turned blood red.I snap my fingers and the Halo 1 pistol digitalises into my hand."Kickass" I say as I run and leap off the banester.
As I fall through the air I see my Robo-Cat attack Sir's MetalGarurumon, before I hit the floor I snap my fingers again, causing my lightcycle to digitalise below me. I land on the secons floor and ,seeing Pmon3y kick down a door I speed off towards him, crushing several imps in the procces.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I stand in front of the store awsomely posing while taking out several imps. Then a lightcycle streaked with red light caught the corner of my eye. On the lightcycle was Knife (in a awesome ass trenchcoat, no less) show no emotion as he neared me. It seemed as if he was here to help, but it became clear as to what his intentions were, as he attempted to mow me down. I promptly dodged the attempt, then smirked as he skidded and spun a 180 to face me.

"Alright then, you wanna go?!" I say, swan diving off the 2nd floor, my blue lightcycle digitizing below me.

I hit the ground level and sped off, hoping that he would follow.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Damn school systems and their shitty internet. I double posted. Ignore this.

 

[Knife-28]

I pull out my pistol and speed off after Pm0n3y. As I line up the shoot he swerves causing the bullet to pass by his head by a hair's width and hit Sexy in the head."Damn" I say as I holster my pistol and speed off after Pm0n3y into an area of the mall that is covered in blue black squares outlined in blue...

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: OOC

Spankey Respawned after getting hit by a plasmabolt(not bullet knife!) fired from Knife's Halo Plasma pistol.

Ahem I met THIS Halo 1 pistol.

While I chase after Pm0n3y my Robo-Cat (remember him?) sneaks up behind Sir's Omnimon and rips it's face off, using its blood as surip on it's pancackes.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"fuuuuuck" I yell as the force of the Fallout 3 store exploding lifts me from my feet and slams my Megaman suit clad body into the fountains statue with such force that the jar of imp seeds shatters so as my broken body hits the water so do the seeds and 100's of imps without orders(or loyalties, so your at risk too Sexy) and begin to destroy everything and attack everyone. To make my bad situation worse 5 imps lag behind and start teabagging me and covering my broken but barely living body with graffiti and excessive cursing(also known as the lanuage of the n00b)

 

[Pm0n3y]

In the midst of our chase, I look back to see Knife being attacked by Omnimon.

"Hey! that's my victim!" I yell at the legendary digimon.

In a swift movement, I brake, skidding around to face Omnimon. While skidding, i pull out my G18s and open fire on the thing, getting it to turn it's attention to me. I then pull up to Knife.

"We'll finish this later." I say to before racing towards Omnimon.

Once I get up to top speed on the lightcycle, I stand up on the seat and shoot at the brake. The forward momentum sends me flying towards Omnimon, guns blazing, and teeth bared.

 

[Knife-28]

"Robo-cat NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I rev my lightcycle and speed off towards my intedimensional portal, running over Yatzee and batman in the process.

I arrive at my portal and activate it, bringing the Winged beast from '9' trough the portal.
"Attack my prity, grind Sirs Omnimon into the dust." It swoops off, picks up Sir right off Omnimon's back and dicing him to little bits before turning and attcking the Omnimon.

 

[Knife-28]

I jump onto the banester on the 2nd level of the mall, as I am about to jump off Yahtzee zaps me untill I'm a skeleton. Unfortunately for him and everone else int he mall my body lands on Orange's reverse gravity machine, causing everyone to fly toward the roof.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn and grab the Red Faction sledgehammer. Looking around I see Yahtzee blasting Omnimon across the mall with lightning.I heft my sledgehammer and throw it at his head, pissing him off. As he turns and charges up his lightning attack the winged beast swoops down and beheads him. The beast flings the body out of the mall through the hole in the skylight and after picking up my sledgehammer, I turn his head into soup, which I then drink.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Seeing Knife bird robot attack Omnimon makes me jump off the massive digimon before the hit could connect, but, since the gravity is turned off, all I can do is float around.

"Hm. looks like Knife can handle himself then." I say, floating upside down with my arms crossed.

As I reach the roof, I use my feet to push myself down to the floors below. I get as far as the second floor ledge before the anti-grav begins to pull me back up like a helium-filled balloon. Before I began to float upward, I grab onto the 2nd floor's banister. With my feet still pointed towards the ceiling, blood starts to rush to my head and I start to get vertigo from staring at the ground far below me. I also catch Knife and Yahtzee below me, slowly floating up towards the ceiling, in midst of combat. I pull out a G18 with my free hand.

"G-gotta...m-make this work..." I say, vision blurring and growing dizzy. My grip on the banister was slipping as well.

I pull the trigger. A barrage of bullets fire towards them. the recoil force of the gun finally forces me to lose grip on the banister and I begin to float back towards the roof.

 

[Knife-28]

"Why yes, yes I do"I say as I chuck the remainign soup in Sexy's face and light him on fire.

 

[Knife-28]

I get on the back of my Winged beast and fly down to Orange's gravity machine.I turn it off and fly up to my intedimensional portal.I dismount the Winged beast and activate the portal, bringing through and army of machine drones that I order to attack Spankey.

Spoiler: Machine Drones

Spoiler: The Winged Beast