Mall Fight Comedy - (take a peek inside!)

[Ren3004]

I respawn in the hardware store and build a crossbow.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I respawn in the movie prop store and come out dressed like one of the Boondock Saints, complete with a jacket, shades, blue jeans, leather gloves, cross necklace and a pair of holstered silenced pistols. In line with my new badass attire I head to an irish pub in the mall and grab a Guinness, chug it and break the empty bottle over Rens head before double tapping him in the heart with my pistols. I start to do the Saints post killing ritual(watch the movie if your confused) before I remember that he wont stay dead, toss the pennies over my shoulder and reload my guns

 

[AgDr_ODST]

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Dude I love the Saints. Team up?

I say Nicely done ODST.

sounds good to me, strength in numbers never hurt anybody.
*tosses package at CmRet* one thing though mate you've gotta get into character.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Respawns in a Hot Topic store. I grab Twenty Novelty Tee Shirts for the band DragonForce. I run out and notice AgDR in the Hardware store next to a dead Ren. I Run up behind him and snap his neck. Then I run to the food court hoping to find an abandoned Wendy's and notice CmRet. I run up to him and grab him and stuff the DragonForce shirts down his throat and leave hin to choke to death. I find a Wendy's and crawl behind the counter and grab a Baconator. I rest with one arm on the counter, eating my victory burger. "Life is good."

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*Dresses like Murphy*
Lets do this. I always though Murphy was the best.

We respawn in Mcgintys pistols holstered, shades on. *nodding at Ret* "lets do some gratuitous violence"
[now all we need is a Rocco or a Romeo and we'll be set]

 

[AgDr_ODST]

"Aye sounds like a plan, *grabs afew an unlit molotov cocktails from the guerilla warefare store on the way to the Wendys* I dunno about you mate but Im in the mood for BBQ."

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*at the entrance to Wendys, I light my molotov cocktail* hope you enjoyed your burger! *I toss it behind the counter, and the area of impact erupts in flames*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

"GAAAAH FIRE!!!!" *I die but using my Leet Hacking skills, i hack life so that i respawn above AgDr with sword pointed down. The sword goes through his head and i slice it out and cut Cm's head at the same time.* Don't mess with my Wendy's time.... *Resumes eating burger.*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

We can play that game too. You find that you've "murdered" cardboard cutouts of us, but by the time you realize this you hear the final lines of a prayer being said. "In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti." the sound of two silenced pistols firing is the last thing you hear before you die. "And another one bites the dust."

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*holstering my own pistol, and hopping the counter* "now lets see whats not extra burnt back here Im starved" *I find another baconator and start eating it* "Now whos next on our list?"

 

[Broken Orange]

As i respawn, i go to a sports shop and grab a baseball bat. I see these two guys dressed up as the Boondock Saints (poorly) eating hamburgers. As they are distracted, i run up and i hit both of them in the head, knocking them both down. As they are withering in pain, I grab a pistol from one of theirs holster and aim it at them . While "Who dat gonna beat dem saints? guess that would be me."
*Bang! Bang!*

 

[Broken Orange]

Spoiler: NINJA'D

bad timing dude