"Is that so? looked like a got-dang light show." I tossed a piece of popcorn chicken in my mouth. However, i didn't chew enough time be swallowing and i start to choke on it.
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"Hey motherf**ker, i didn't offer you any!" I take the pistol out of ODST hand and shoot Ret 10 times in the gut.
"Is that all? I mean come on, are you at a restaurant or bathroom or something. this is just lazy that is what that is" i rant like this for a few more minutes at Ren
I sneak up behind BO and I wrap my arms around his neck. The smell of the Doritos are still strong on my breath.
"Really? amongst all this violence and mayhem, you think this is the best time to rant? Well, I sure as fuck don't think so." I growl before digging my G18 into his back.
"Good night...sweet prince." I say solemnly before pulling on the trigger.
As his bullet-filled corpse fell, I smirk and walked in the opposite direction.
"Hmph. Too easy." I murmur in a deep voice before holstering my gun and picking up the bag of Doritos I left nearby.
"Really? amongst all this violence and mayhem, you think this is the best time to rant? Well, I sure as fuck don't think so." I growl before digging my G18 into his back.
"Good night...sweet prince." I say solemnly before pulling on the trigger.
As his bullet-filled corpse fell, I smirk and walked in the opposite direction.
"Hmph. Too easy." I murmur in a deep voice before holstering my gun and picking up the bag of Doritos I left nearby.
*I break through the roof of the mall into the food court with a huge boom as the roof explodes with an old man dressed entirely in white with a heavenly aura exudin from his flesh, swekered at the end of my sword. He lets out one hoarse breath before going limp and the world turns dark. I stand up eyes closed, then pop them open! They're as silver as the moon and flames erupt behind me. I walk forward, a demonic aura surrounding me.* God is dead ODST and you have no one else to turn to now, not even the devil, for you see, i have already killed him! *Stabs the ground and a rift to hell opens, revealing a gargantuan red centaur with horns, sprawled on the hard obsidian, a stab wound through his unholy heart.* Now, you will feel true pain and fear. Feel honoured that you died seeing true power! for once you are dead, there's nowhere left to go! *Rushes forward at blinding speeds and skewers ODST, Cm, Orange, Ren, and P with My Masamune. Then flicks them off. Unholy demons rise from the pits of hell and ascend into heaven and saughter the angels as I laugh an evil laugh of victory!* Come my minions! We have a universe to conquer! And ODST, you were riiiigght! You didn't see the last of me, but now i bet you wish you did, oh wait you can't! Your soul had nowhere to go so you don't exist anymore! *Stabs them all through the head and rips the sword out, their brains spill out like a running faucet.*
I respawn beside Ret and light a cigerette. "I've no clue brother, but can you believe the clout of that idiot *I point at dispelgas dust pile* thinkin just because he killed a cardinal(that had an aura of good about him), and used some of his dark magic to turn day to night, he thought he'd killed The Allmighty. As for his magic, just watch this. *I pull out the blessed cross, hold it up shut my eyes and say 7 Hail Marys quickly and intensely, and the sun comes back out* Ya see my dear brother his trick is nothing that abit of faith and a blessed cross can't counter. And on top of all that he forgets that in this "world" nobody don't stays dead for long.
"Don't you wonder how we keep coming back to life?" I say as i smoke a cigarette in a corner. "We are in purgatory, things just turned to shit with the angels and demons. Remember those beast that we fought, those were demons. We are stuck here until they get their shit together." I pause to take a swig out of a beer bottle "How do i know this? It just came to me in vision while i was coming back to life." Another swig "We are fighting it out, due to the chaos" I pour some of the content of the bottle onto a rag and i stick into the bottle. "And you know what, I just don't give a shit anymore." I bring the rag to the lit cigarette in my mouth, catching it on fire, and i throw it at ODST and Ret.
I respawn and immediately start constructing a time machine.As soon as I finish I use it to go back to when I first built my intedimensional portal. After I use my time machine,it's fusion generator explodes causing everyone above ground in a 5 kilometer raius of the mall to be vaporised.
I calmly walk into the emergency response store, come out with a firehose and spray it at Rets hand to douse the flames. But I realize to little to late how powerful it is the spray sends Ret flipping backwords over a railing into a conviently located kiddie land ball pit
come on man, is this the best you can do? be a little creative. you could have done backflips, a cool pun, anything!CmRet said: