Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Ninjamedic]

"Ooh, development!"

I use a drop pod to deep strike beside Eurotronics.

"Diablo, time to play!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I run to behind the counter.
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[Ninjamedic]

I jump behind the counter "Time to intrusct you on the scale of titan sizes using Cuddly and Fluffy!".

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I use my new power: Mind Control

I Start attacking Eric with Cuddly and Fluffy As I let Diablo escape.

I run and hide to a place that I am not tell you so I can begin my next plan to TAKE OVER THE MALL.

 

[Ninjamedic]

I use my new power: Mind Control

I Start attacking Eric with Cuddly and Fluffy As I let Diablo escape.

I run and hide to a place that I am not tell you so I can begin my next plan to TAKE OVER THE MALL.

Psychic Hood: Rolled a 6, spell failed.

"Don't fuck with a Librarian mate, wait, Where'd he go? OH SWEET JESUS TIME PARADOXES!!!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I get back to my LAIR and start plotting while watching DBZ Abridged.
Ghost Nappa!

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Isaac finally managed to break down the door in front of him. At the same time Eric, Ninja, Sakura, and Dead zoom past.

"Fuck..." Isaac mutters and lights another Winfeild.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I use my Powers

I send us 50 miles in the wrong way

"Now where us I?...Ah yes the machine, the machine to spread my power, my doomdays machine."

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Right that tears it".

I jump out of Dead End and call for Galvy.

"Transform".

Galvatron transforms into the Batmoblie.

"To Diablos Lair!!"

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Now forget that entirely and divide by Zero"
The robot's heads asplode

"God, I love this damn thing, oh oh, I got one."

"Huh, I have an overwhelming urge to get the Batmoblie off Ninja Medic"
"To The Mall!"
*Transision*
I then carjack Ninja and drive home

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Good thing we have the actual Batmobile as a decoy right Galvy?"

"Yep, still Adam West came the hell right out of nowhere".

"Wonder if he has a patent on his cat launcher".

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"WOW! Now I want to chase down that other Batmobile and kill the person in it".
I start Ramming into the back of Ninja's car while firing my Cat launcher.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"We're being attacked by Adam West! Wonder If I can get his signature"

A cat then hits me in the head.

"Ow, that was mildly annoying, ah to hell with it".

Galvy then transforms into aircraft mode.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"Look into my , the eyes, not around the, eyes, in the eyes *Snap* you're under"

I arrive with the Stunticons, Sakura holding her hands over my ears. "Can't retcon events that already happened."

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The Stunticons form Menasor and kill the shit out of Diablo, disabling his mind control powers.

"Oh yeah! You were talking all that good shit a second ago! Then you got yo head squashed! YOU EAT A DICK, NYUKKA! YOU EAT A DICK!" Menasor yells.

"Ahhh, arbitrary references."

"3 2 1, you're back in the room" I say to Eric who was dreaming.
"Right, now go and kill Ninja"

"Yes Master"
I set off after Ninja with a AA Gun