Mall Fight (Now 70 Percent Plot Fr-You know what? Fucking forget it.)

[Knife-28]

I come crashing (Literally) into Waffles and Eric's conversation. "Yes, yes we do."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ha! Connor can't blame me on this one!"

 

[Ldude893]

Break his glasses.

 

[Knife-28]

As the Humvee drive pasts them, I jump out, throwing a pair of glasses at RaN and kicking Ldude in the face.

 

[RaNDM G]

I put on my cool shades.

 

[Knife-28]

I watch as the humvee blows up. "Jegus Christ RaN, Eric and Waffles where in there!"

 

[Knife-28]

>Shit, Be Santa!

 

[RaNDM G]

"I'm sure they're fine."

 

[Isaac The Grape]

Isaac awakens. All three of them. There is a long silence as they read the previous posts...

"So I can legitimately indulge in my favorite hobby; talking about myself?" chuckled ManZac.

FemZac grinned, then turning serious says "Look's like there has been a timeline convergence".

"So, we still killing Diablo?" said XenoZac

"Yep" says FemZac "Once we give ourselves better names."

They all light Winfeilds. Exhaling, FemZac says "I choose Cassi, short for Cassandra."

Also exhaling, ManZac says "I choose Grape."

XenoZac tries to also exhale smoke, then realises it already has. Inhaling, it says "Why 'Grape' Grape?"

"A grape is a non-climacteric fruit that grows on the woody vines of the genus Vitis" said Grape, taking a puff. "It is a versitaile family of fruit that has many uses, can be both sweet and sour, and is seen as a symbol of sophistication and good breading. It's everything I am and more."

"Minus the sophistication" smirked Cassi.

"With a good measure of pretension" teased Grape.

Spoiler: OOC

PHP is seriously fucking up on this site

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I watch from a live feed as these pawns kill a decoy of me.
"So the game continues...time for the next battle...heheheAhahahahaAHAHAHAHAHA" I chuckle from from my new skyscraper LAIR towering over the Mall.
I order my men to start selling poisoned Jaffa Cakes all around the Mall.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Goddamn fucking clones."

I look at the time.

"Oh shit! I gotta make dinner!"

I burst into the kitchen and get to work.

 

[Knife-28]

I set into motion a plot so convoluted my head would explode if I even began to - *Head asplode*

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I watch some people die due to my Poison Jaffa Cakes.
I start dancing in glee in my skyscraper LAIR.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"HA! I'm on the top floor, *****!" I shout over the intercom as I lock down all access to my level.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I land behind him and pull out a sharpened spoon.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO BUILD THAT?!" I yell as I start stabbing Martin in the groin.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

I respawn in the mall's front section.
"Why oh why does that keep happening? I take Ages to build a LAIR, then some one just strolls up and blows it up..."
I sigh and go to look for some VODKA

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

"...yaaay..." I say I rush my to my LAIR to plot plan my next attack.

 

[TheNaut131]

Diablo is cutoff suddenly by a yours truly. I jump straight up into the air, the coattails of my raggedy suit flailing, yet my top hat doesn't move an inch. I reach the highest point of the mall, and suddenly dive bomb down, foot first...

Right onto Diablo's head, slamming him face first into the ground with a sickening crunch.

I laugh maniacally.

"Well, well, well I'm quite liking this. It's not my usual thing, but eh, I like it."

And with that, I, the spring-heeled newcomer, bounded away towards the lair, in search of mischief.