Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I re-spawn with all my stuff as usual. "[sub]God damned explosions.[/sub] Anyway! Salt, make him overpowered, Paddy help! Don't put a self destruct feature in him! Then we'll make him a challenge! Anyway, yes. We met our bizzaro selves. Mine was Eibmoz, stuff like that."
"Yes, in a negative version of the mall. It's complex and horrible and I don't want to talk about it again. And don't tell me what to do Zombie." I shoot him in the knee.
"You will motherfucking regret this. Or at least I will."
I proceed to give cybernetic Adam Jensen-style implants to Ryan, sword arms and instant head snap bullshit included. I then give him a sunglasses like visor able to shoot more frequent and smaller Optic Blasts that don't need an iindustrial battery. I finally give him a free flight jetpack that is surgically implanted on his back.
"You fucking happy? And don't even think the triggers work for you. If I think it, it happens, and only me."
I proceed to give cybernetic Adam Jensen-style implants to Ryan, sword arms and instant head snap bullshit included. I then give him a sunglasses like visor able to shoot more frequent and smaller Optic Blasts that don't need an iindustrial battery. I finally give him a free flight jetpack that is surgically implanted on his back.
"You fucking happy? And don't even think the triggers work for you. If I think it, it happens, and only me."
The bullet scrapes against the side of my leg. "Fuck you!" I run up to Paddy, kick him in the stomach, poke him in the eyes, and finally stick my sword through his heart.
"Perfect." I watch as the surgery happens. "Doesn't work for you Ryan. Now fly off and plot against us!"
"You really don't like me do you Zombie?" I put the barrel of the revolver inside his mouth and pull the trigger.
I Respawn, fly off and then come back and decapitate zombie with my new arms.
OOC: Ninjaing sucks don't it
OOC: Ninjaing sucks don't it
I re-spawn again, with all my- You all get the drill by now. I walk outside, and proceed to turn into a blur, slicing and dicing left and right. Paddy has lost and arm. Now both his legs. Now he's dead. I turn to Ryan. "Let's see if you can fight now..." I leap over the top of him, and stab him in the back. RR begins to leech his life.
I somehow survive and go look for this bizzarro mall I've heard so much about. FLYING POWERS ACTIVATE
A bullet detonates Salt's skull. "Heh." I throw Peake, it slices Zombie's head cleanly in half. "Now Ryan. You've got five seconds."
It actually only cuts off part of my ear. Which still hurts. Fuck. I run up, and decapitate Paddy. I then take Peake, and hold it in my other hand.
I go find somekind of medical supply store and begin synthesizing the grey death and some ambrosia.