Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Not very long. They'll definitely be ready by the time we get wherever we're going. And I just carved some stuff, added some stuff. They'll cut better." I take another drag.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well...That's cool. Thanks." I go off, and open my laptop. I then start playing the Sims.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ha! The Sims!" I insert the disc for Back to the Future 2.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah... At least it's something to do." The laptop dies. "Fuck you." I throw the laptop into a bin.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ahahahahahaha! This is the best one. Apart from the third. And the first."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I unplug the TV. What a great way, to start the day.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Damnit Zombie. Good thing I've seen them hundreds of times."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah well, fuck it. There doesn't seem to be much to do. So..." I pop in Aliens into the DVD player, and plug the TV back in. "Here we go."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I light up some DMT. "This is gonna be terrifying."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dudeeeeeeee. Crank that shit up."

I walk back over and plop down on the couch, wishful thinking being the only thing that doesn't collapse it under my hugeass armor.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I look at everyone confused...

"I'mma gonna go ride a cheetah... hookers and blackjack, skip the blackjack "

I then proceed to do lsd and find a cheetah to ride.

 

[Saltarius]

"Whatever floats your boat bro. Oh dude, dude, here it comes. 'They're coming out of the goddamn walls!'"

I then bugger off to up Elorshrit. Because horses.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I tell the cheetah to kill the aliens that have just began coming out of the walls...

"This is so trippy"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, the fuck. That was like...the best TV in the mall. And a perfectly good copy of Aliens gone to waste."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stab the cheetah with RR and punch the strange man in the stomach. "We needed an enemy anyway." I then throw him into a nearby fryer.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Chill Zombie, I'm sure this guys a sweet bro like the rest of us."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"But we don't have any sort of enemies in here! Can't we let him roam free, and fight him when we come across him? Salt can make him overpowered!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn....

"Da fuq was that?"

"Assuming this mall is infinite shouldn't there be an exact twin of that TV, and that copy of Aliens, and us......."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We already encountered ourselves. That plot already happened!" I kick him in the bollocks, and decapitate him.

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys, my suits all come with instant-destruction triggers. There isn't anyway he'd be a true challenge when I can just think something like...like..."

Waffles.

Zombie's suit explodes.

"Oh fuck, dude I am so sorry about that. From now on keep me the fuck away from the Eggos and other associated breakfast foods."