Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I bugger off to sleep, activating my suit's autonomous defenses for my slumber. I dream crazy shit bro. And whatever the hell is in my head isn't helping.
I dream vividly of someone getting tossed by a green asshole in a Cairo overcoat. I panic and rush to a hospital ward, trying to restrain a mad patient before tossing him off a cliff. I return to the green overcoated man and brandish my revolver. I then realize it has no bullets. Panicking, I chuck the gun at his head as I prepare another weapon quickly. He responds with...a flash of light. Oh? What's this little light on my che-oh shit. I can barely react before I'm riddled with bullets.
To be honest, things only get worse as this Lord English fucker messes with my dreams.
TL;DR:
I dream vividly of someone getting tossed by a green asshole in a Cairo overcoat. I panic and rush to a hospital ward, trying to restrain a mad patient before tossing him off a cliff. I return to the green overcoated man and brandish my revolver. I then realize it has no bullets. Panicking, I chuck the gun at his head as I prepare another weapon quickly. He responds with...a flash of light. Oh? What's this little light on my che-oh shit. I can barely react before I'm riddled with bullets.
To be honest, things only get worse as this Lord English fucker messes with my dreams.
TL;DR:
"YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH, DO YOU?!"Saltarius said:
Salt's gun locks and cannot be fired.
Salt's suit locks in place.
Salt is immobile. And all the cyanide pills are gone.
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO SALT? WHAT ARE YOU GON- Oh hey, we passed 2000 posts."
Two metal boxes fall from the ceiling. One falls squarely in Knife's hands. Another is up for grabs.
"Actually I'm 50 posts late. I don't know how Xot managed to stay on top of this game."
"Ha, voice activated self-destruct, voice. Or, in this case, thought activated."
Pancakes
The suit explodes as I respawn at the bridge. I rush towards the box and open dat shit up yo.
"So let me guess, you're Xot and Sam's boss. and you hate me for killing him."
Pancakes
The suit explodes as I respawn at the bridge. I rush towards the box and open dat shit up yo.
"So let me guess, you're Xot and Sam's boss. and you hate me for killing him."
CHINA LAKE - GRENADES - INFINITE FLASHBANGS
You acquire a pair of China Lakes. Surely you can find a good use for these.
Only flashbangs may be fired in Intermission. In Acts, you may fire any type.
Now if only you had some rope...
CHINA LAKE - GRAPPLING HOOK - NEEDS ROPE
I skip gleefully past Salt to the other box, brandish it over my head and scream "NSIXTYFOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR!" Before opening it to discover...
The fuck is this?
You have a feeling this may become important later. Even so, you can't shake the feeling you've just been jipped.
OOC: Again, I will be out of town tomorrow. After that, I will have the rest of the week off and the story will pick up.
"A shiny rock?! My favourite kind!" I put it around my neck and walk over to Ryan. "'Sup, I'm Paddy. I use magic and swear a lot. Welcome to the mall."
I wake up and see the opened box. "Oh, god damn it!" I inspect the necklace. "Looks pretty.... I like rubies... Can I have it?" I notice the new guy. "Oh hi. I'm Zombie. The ultimate badass. I'm the best in actual fighting. As you can tell, Paddy is the magician, and Salt is the suit building, technology guy. Knife is the one that hardly ever shows up.[sub] PlusIhaveademonswordthatleechesthelifeofthoseitdrawsthebloodof.[/sub]" *Cough*.
"You only have that sword because I repeatedly murdered it's previous owner and let you have it because of my far superior sword. And no, this shit's mine. It's probably magic or something."
"Yeah right. I earned this sword. I gave it my blood. You tried to change it! Raven does not allow that! Plus, I was part of murdering Eric. Course that made him angry. Anyway, Peake certainly seems weak! Sorry. Had to. I reckon your sword's on par with mine though."