Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"FUCK ALL Y'ALL WEAK ASS BITCHES!" I douse myself in petrol and leap through some flames at Zombie, wrestling him to the ground and beating his skull to a pulp.
I throw the weakling off me. Jesus. "Stick to magic dumb ass. You're no good in a fight with actual combat." I stomp on his nose, and stab him in the chest with RR.
The resounding heat of the boiler room eventually evaporates the puddle I am as I move in a small cloud over to the fight. I then condense into mist on the wall because fuck it. I then move for the electrical outlets, causing a shock big enough to plunge the mall into darkness.
"Oh that is it!" Using an arcane and unknowable ritual that would send mere mortals insane I summon the most deadly creature of all time. ITALIAN SPIDERMAN!
Italian Spiderman then kills everyone in mall except me and him.
Italian Spiderman then kills everyone in mall except me and him.
[This is just getting ridiculous and is full of bullshit. I'm ending this.]
I wake up. Fucking hell, that dream wasn't even weird. Just stupid. Paddy is still knocked out, and Salt is also lying asleep. I sigh, and eat the rest of my cake. I then try to wake up Salt. I think about leaving a note saying we should disband temporarily, but decide against it.
I wake up. Fucking hell, that dream wasn't even weird. Just stupid. Paddy is still knocked out, and Salt is also lying asleep. I sigh, and eat the rest of my cake. I then try to wake up Salt. I think about leaving a note saying we should disband temporarily, but decide against it.
"Oh. Yeah I accidentally dropped some acid in the cake. Another group hallucination. Now we know never to disband and fight though. Because I'd win."
I deflect the blade and kick Knife in the nuts. "Pssh. Yeah right. Wouldn't have been fair to you."
"Knife! We meet again!"
I flash-kick Knife into the air before leaping up and shoryukening him into the rafters. I suit the fuck up and fly after Knife. I grab him and begin to crash through several store's Knife's head first, battering-ram style. He's looking pulpy by the time we get to the pharmacy.
I step to the food court and remount Elorshrit.
"Should've been a family man."
For extra effect:
I flash-kick Knife into the air before leaping up and shoryukening him into the rafters. I suit the fuck up and fly after Knife. I grab him and begin to crash through several store's Knife's head first, battering-ram style. He's looking pulpy by the time we get to the pharmacy.
I step to the food court and remount Elorshrit.
"Should've been a family man."
For extra effect:
"Oh buddy, this is far from the first corpse. I'm Salt, resident badass and the guy who you don't want to fuck with. Need an example, ask anybody what happened to a guy named Xot."
"And don't even try that dinky ass knife on this suit. It's easier to break your body in half than it is to breathe with this."
"And don't even try that dinky ass knife on this suit. It's easier to break your body in half than it is to breathe with this."
OOC: Assumed corpses are persistant, derp, mall should be littered with bodies if so...Saltarius said:
"Okay..."
And then I jump through the window of the closest shop.
Yells "what happened to Xot?"
EDIT: Are magic or firearms valid yet or are they still locked?
OOC: Thanks, so that explains italian spiderman... So I should just use melee then (didnt feel like sifting through more than the first five, sorry