Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

Peake moves into action, blurring into a single shape and deflecting the blow.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I continue to stab, attempting to break the blade.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I Never asked for this, why do you continue to attack me?"

I activate the persuasion aug, and the hallucinogen aug causing all the prostitutes to appear to be pirates, and the mall to look like a ship, and for you to want to agree with me.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Peake deftly blocks every blow, beginning to hum. The carvings glow purple. It shoots through Ryan's armour and into his heart, killing him instantly.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn...

"PIRATES, PIRATES EVERYWHERE!"

 

[Saltarius]

Out of the seas moonlit night, a bulky figure dashes throughout the skies, slicing through the pirates with simple swipes of the blade before busting out a revolver and firing into the crowd several times before flying to Paddy's back facing opposite him, blade drawn.

"Fuckin' prostitutes, huh?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Piratitutes, we are in a ship... Also zombie is one of them"

I rip out paddy's spine

 

[Paddy the Second]

My spine snakes around Ryan's neck, throttling him.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: are yo high?

I rip the spine off of my neck and beat paddy to death with his own spine.

 

[Paddy the Second]

((In Mall Fight I'm incredibly high, all the time. I'm also magic.))

I leap back onto the ship, swinging Peake through several prostitutes. "Salt! Get to the powder and blow this thing!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I begin summoning more darklings to replace the prostitutes...

"If you blow the powder you die forever"

 

[Saltarius]

"Please, the only person dead forever is Eric. And Xot."

I Optic Blast the powder as the dream is shattered. The darklings and prostitutes fade away as Zomb returns to his sense.

I promptly walk over to Ryan and pimpslap his head off.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That'll teach you." I kick the head into a window.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn, "the fuq salt?"

You see zomb on the ground naked and touching himself.

 

[Saltarius]

"Nothing new."

I tear off Ryan's arms and gaffer tape him to the floor.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh Salt, just like old times."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Actually I left and started chilling in my boiler room. None of this involved me.]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"OW, WHY?"

I build new arms using the darkness, and summon a black hole above us.

 

[Saltarius]

"Not this shit again."

I tear off his legs and cut out his tongue.

"We should've doen that with Eric."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I once again rebuild myself with the darkness, and the black hole starts pulling people in.

"Imma gonna go watch donnie darko"

I walk off to go find a copy of donnie darko.