Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Its in you cells, its binding itself to your genetics, and consuming them to make more of itself."

The darkness buckles under your will, but cannot completely remove RNA infection.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How can the Darkness claim my body, when it is not mine to give?" The violet of my eyes becomes more pronounced.

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys, I'm about to torture the hell out of Ryan. Please block your ears."

I walk over to his entrapped body and whisper seven words.

"Would you like to talk about Homestuck?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Guys, I'm about to torture the hell out of Ryan. Please block your ears."

I walk over to his entrapped body and whisper a seven words.

"Would you like to talk about Homestuck?"

I whisper "what?"

The grey death spreads throughout paddy.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I would!" I say into my walkie talkie.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And Ryan. Don't fuck with Zombie. He'll break you."

"I too would like to talk about Homestuck, but I don't want to give Zombie spoilers, so I will refrain."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"What?"

paddy begins to die, of what is essentially aids.

 

[Saltarius]

"WELLTHERESFOURKIDSANDTHEYPLAYAGAMECALLEDSBURBTHATMAKESAMETEORAPPEARANDTHENTHETROLLSSHOWUPANDTHEYRETHEBESTCHARACTERSBYTHEWAYSOANYWAYTHEYTRAVELTHROUGHTHEMEDIUMANDFIGHTJACKNOIRANDTHENDAVESBROSHOWSUPAND"

I doubt I even make it to the trolls before his face begins to melt.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I activate my jetpack while hes talking to me, pushing me away from him.

Paddy dies of a byproduct of the grey death.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Flocks of creatures invisible to the others swarm around and through my body, the Darkness swims inside me. A third arm sprouts from my chest, turns grey and falls off, flopping uselessly to the ground.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I wanted to talk about it... BUT NO! SALT'S TOO GOOD TO TALK TO ZOMBIE!" I burn the door down with my new weapons.

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, patron trolls's Vriska, you?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"WHAT?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Eridan. Ugh."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"What?"

 

[Saltarius]

I activate the most sacred button on my suit, only reserved for when a pure ass beatdown must occur.

"DISPENSING TEAR BUCKET. FILL IT *****." announces the suit's systems.

I kick Ryan in the face and into the bucket.

I then dispense my OTHER bucket.

"So...no-one?"

 

[Knife-28]

I meanwhile watch the chaos from above while eating a bucket of popcorn. I also start throwing down grenades at random, for yeh lulz.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Quiet Ryan. We're talking about Homestuck. And I don't think Zombie's gotten that far yet Salt."

((Dammit Knife you're only allowed flashbangs until the end of the intermission!))

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I use my jetpack to fly up to knife, "RUN, theyve gone nuts"

I then use my jetpack to fly off to find ammo for my revolvers...

 

[Saltarius]

"Excuse me my friends."

I grab Ryan and slam him back down onto the round.

"Don't make me go Mike motherfucking Haggar on you."

"So anyways, offer's still open for the other bucket. Any takers?"