Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Okay, given trolls are polygamous anyways, I think we can take turns. But if you really are going to debate this, we go head to head."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You know you'd kick my ass. We'll let her decide, y'know, like we should? And also dibs Kanaya, Rose and Jade." ((Goodnight everybody.))

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Kit turboboost, vroom vroom."

OOC: Trolls? Sloppy seconds?

 

[Saltarius]

"Well then, I guess it's up to that. Now we need to learn how to pull some Tron shit and send us into mspaintadventures."

I work on that because shut up.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I still say nightrider"

 

[Saltarius]

"So this should be obvious, but pre or post scratch? I'm beginning to establish a connection to Act Four. I'm wondering where the hell to start."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I wander off to watch donnie darko...

 

[Saltarius]

"Fark it, going for pre-scratch. Wait...wait for it...we've got it! We've reached a connection! Now to just poke into the port-the hell?"

Surrounding the other end of the portal is an apartment complex filled with Tomblerone wrappers and empty Faygo bottles, with a lone computer on the other end.

"Shit, I accidentally reached Hussie's apartment."

 

[Knife-28]

I wander after Ryan. "So, how are you liking The Mall so far?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Um Salt, the mall's gonna reach wherever it's going soon. Let's wait til that's over with before going to Alternia, I want to spend as long there as possible."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. Besides, we can't spend too long in the Husscave. Bad things happen. That's how we lost Marky."

I shudder as I recall the memory.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Close it for now. There is still the time and potential for adventure!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Good afternoon... the malls pretty good so far, dying sucks though... how long was I out?"
"Must've fallen asleep."
I swap the donnie darko dvd for the first season of x-files...

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh no boy. The only supernatural crime drama we have in this mall is Twin Peaks."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Screw you, I'm watching x-files, you don't own me, knife agrees, right knife?"
"Twin peaks is terrible."
"I am going to build a roller-coaster later"

I begin playing a version of minecraft that looks suspiciously like the mall...

 

[Sigma Castell]

I burst through the door of a Bakery, explosions going off all around me. My hair is on fire.
"GUYS THE MAGICAL STAFF TURNES THINGS INTO CAKE AND THEIR ALL TRYING TO KILL ME!"
I stop and look around.
[i/]Huh. They've gone.[/i]
I turn to the others.
"So anyway, the staff turns things into random cakes or muffins."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Looks over
"I Havent seen you before... you new?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuck you, Twin Peaks is the shit."

I run over after closing the portal and plug in my own Xbox, turning on Deadly Premonition.


"Fuck yeah, cereal and turkey and all that good shit."

captcha: Turkey Sandwich? Fuck that, Sinners Sandwich.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Nah, I fell asleep at Cafe a while back, but I'm back now. And look! Magic Stuff!"
I wave the staff. There is a flash, and Ryan's lungs are filled with cake mix.
[i/]-Genius. You can't even use magic properly-[/i]
[i/]Shut up scrubs[/i]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"um what?"
"Can't I have a tv to myself?"

I let my augmetic lungs clear themselves.
I walk off to go build a fortress out of the closest foodcourt, taking supplies as I go.