Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I sit down on top of Salt's televison and watch him play Deadly Premonition.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"It was my tv first, knife was watching donnie darko with me..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

Sigma Castell used STAFF OF DELICIOUS on Salt's xbox
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE
Sigma grabs the cake-box and runs like hell

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I come back for my tv... and place it in my new fortress.

 

[Saltarius]

"You fucker, I just figured out the 'FK' in the cup. It was probably missing a 'UC YOU' in your case."

I run after Sigm ,activating the boosters and tackling him. I turn the staff on him and turn his pebble to cake.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I give Salt a fist bump for both defending Twin Peaks and playing Deadly Premonition. "Also technically it was mine first, because I wanted to watch Back to the Future."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Don't care"

"If you guys wanna watch tv find your own, im gonna go prep my shelter"

And then I proceed to prep my fortress with supplies.

 

[Saltarius]

The fist bump produces a powerful surge of brotricity, a force known only to a select few true bros, and has the accumulated power level of three combined nuclear reactors in a few volts. The energy ends up destroying the cake box and the cake pebble.

"Don't you understand what this means Paddy? We're the true wielders of the Broforce!"

Badass yellow triangles appear on our right hands, Triforce style. But more bro-like.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Well im done with supplies"

I proceed to watch x-files on my new tv, on my new couch, in my new fortress.

 

[Paddy the Second]

A bitching guitar Brolo begins to sound throughout the mall.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"what the hell I thought I soundproofed these walls."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stare at scrubs in horror.
"Scrubs..."
I gently pick up the pebble-shaped muffin and cradle it in my arms.
"Scrubs?"
"SCRUBS SPEAK TO ME DAMMIT"
[i/]-Stop shouting, you're hurting my ears-[/i]
"Srubs! you're alive!"
[i/]-Yes, I am you creSTOP EATING ME DAMMIT-[/i]
"I'm so sorry," I sob, "You're just to goddamn tasty!"
[i/]-Sigh...[/i]

 

[Saltarius]

"So, it appears I am the wielder of the Broforce of Power, and you are the Broforce of Wisdom. Then the third wielder must been in this mall, because shut the fuck up."

I proceed to fist bump everyone in the mall, getting no results. I then see the vessel for Xot I was going to use and give it a nervous fist bump. It's fist glows.

"I just killed the Broforce of Courage."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I start eating tacos.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sit on Salt's helmet, pondering the meaning of life.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's 42. Now get off."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I check the culture tanks and the Universal constructor...

"Both functioning optimally..."

I then go back to eating tacos and watching x-files...

 

[Sigma Castell]

"SALT STOP! IF THE THREE BROFORCE WEILDERS ARE EVER COMBINED, IT WILL DESTROY THE UNIVERSE IN AN EXPLOSION OF BROSMNESS!!"

 

[Saltarius]

"The third wielder is dead. I...I killed him and I never knew."

I stare out into the vast expanse of space and ponder where the hell Xot's casket went.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I fire my pistol up in the air...

"Seriously guys, the broforce isn't that powerful..."