Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Shit. It turned my fist into the Infinity Gauntlet. Without the gems."

OOC: Scumbag is the force of douchiness that pervades the universe and tempts people with it's assholish ways. Broness is the force of awesomeness that builds bonds and tempts dudes to be totally sweet bros (and hella jeffs).

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sigh.
[i/]I wish i had solid gold brofists...[/i]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"hey RaNDM... Whatdya think of my fortress?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No you don't." I reverse the gold on Salt and Zombie.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, that was...interesting."

I begin to ponder how we can apply Bronergy for proper use to power a mecha or some sort of giant robot.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take out my blender and start blending some fruit.
"Gonna make me a goddamn smoothie"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We must use bronergy only for friendship and awesomeness."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well at least my hand is back to normal... Hey Sig, can you make me one? Preferably with mangoes?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Who needs smoothies when you have drugs!?" I start tripping balls man.

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys, I think bluh bluh huge ***** might be taking an interest in our Bronergy wielding abilities."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I walk out with my new armour and rifle...

"so what do you think?"

I start shooting store windows...

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Don't use any words relating Vriska to describe Him."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I place a troll face mask over my helmet...

 

[Saltarius]

"Well at first they were used to describe Snowman from Act 3's Intermission, and two, it's a she. Remember when Xot fucked up and told us her gender?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I think they're made of cardboard Ryan." I burn his armor and weapon to a crisp with my new and improved swords.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"it's getting hard to keep track of all this shit."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Why..."

I then proceed to to scrape the carbon off of the metal and rearm the rifle...

"all you destroyed was the trollface..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"WHHY OF COURSE ZOMBIE"
I raid a grocery, and come back with five mangoes. i chuck them in the blender.
"Orange juice+mangoe and lemon equals delicious," I mutter.
I hand Zombie his smoothie.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I shoot more store windows...

I mutter "thinks he can burn polymerized alloys"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I down the smoothie. "ANOTHER!" I throw the cup to the floor. I then address Ryan, by stabbing him with Ravens Razor which leeches his life away.