Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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I press the drop button and the main area of the fort drops throught the floor and resets...
"damn now I gotta restock..."
you all just fell through my floor...
"damn now I gotta restock..."
you all just fell through my floor...
((What if it wasn't magic? I'm harnessing both the Mushi and the Darkness I took from you and bent to my will.))
The game begins to crash and break, a small puff of smoke rises from the console. "Oh yeah. I'm really bad a videogames."
The game begins to crash and break, a small puff of smoke rises from the console. "Oh yeah. I'm really bad a videogames."
"Well, it appears to be based on an older mall fight." I say as I virtually murder several other mall fighters, using a tree bomb.
The darkness is magic, and a parasite, and only works in the dark...Paddy the Second said:
As you have just fallen throught the floor I resecure my sytems and head back out for supplies...
[OOC: Ryan, your laptop is with me. You have no control over the fort. It's ours now. Go make another.]
I try to fix the game. "Don't worry, I'm great at them."
I try to fix the game. "Don't worry, I'm great at them."
"Ha, suit boosters *****. Plan ahead next time."
I fly out of the pit and bugger back to the comics shop seeing a brand new issue of MALL FIGHT #7 THE WRATH OF SALTARIUS: WHO WILL DIE?
"Oh fuck you guys."
Oh, Bitchy, you're back, we were just talking about you.
I fly out of the pit and bugger back to the comics shop seeing a brand new issue of MALL FIGHT #7 THE WRATH OF SALTARIUS: WHO WILL DIE?
"Oh fuck you guys."
Oh, Bitchy, you're back, we were just talking about you.
((You honestly have no idea both how high I am and how little I regard the Darkness' worth.))
I just shoot heroin straight into my face while crying at the Braid soundtrack.
I just shoot heroin straight into my face while crying at the Braid soundtrack.
OOC: zomb, bull...
I go build another fort, after pressing the self destruct switch in my old one...
The new fort is more secure, but otherwise the same...
I bind the new laptop to my armour.
I go build another fort, after pressing the self destruct switch in my old one...
The new fort is more secure, but otherwise the same...
I bind the new laptop to my armour.
"Hey guys the new Mall Fight trade just got in!" I leaf through it. "I swear I never said that! I'm like the least racist person in here.!"
The self destruct fails. Because that's the most retarded button for a fort ever. I fix the game, and continue from where I left off. "Am I in it this time? They keep on skipping me."
[OOC: Tough luck chuck. Or Ryan. Tough luck Ryan.]
[OOC: Tough luck chuck. Or Ryan. Tough luck Ryan.]
"Well I know I'm queer, so we have at least one minority. And you're the one comparing euthanasia to the Holocaust over on this page."
OOC: HERP DERP zomb, it makes no sense how you instakill and yet you can apparently block everything...
I activate the backup self destruct in the old base wirelessly from my suit...
I activate the backup self destruct in the old base wirelessly from my suit...
"Wha...? The fuck is this shit? They made me look like fucking Bane the entire issue WITHOUT THE SUIT MIND YOU and now I'm being a hippie ***** after I crippled Xot? Who the fuck writes this?"
I turn to the cover and see Frank Miller/ Michael Moore credited as the writers.
"Kinda explains it."
I turn to the cover and see Frank Miller/ Michael Moore credited as the writers.
"Kinda explains it."
[OOC: Totally. We're not in a serious fight. It's cheap to go "I PRESS BUTON! BOOM! DEAD PERSON DIE!"]
I continue playing the game.
I continue playing the game.
I place my blender on Ryans head and set it to full power, liquifying his brain. I then put the mush in a glass and feed it to a passing Balrog