Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I set out to write an official Mall Fight comic not written by fascists.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I begin building my rifle again, and rearming all of my defences...

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I place my blender on Ryans head and set it to full power, liquifying his brain. I then put the mush in a glass and feed it to a passing Balrog

HOW?

I respawn, kill sig with my vibroblade, clean my base, resecure my base, wire the cameras and controls into my suit, and the suit into my spine, and get back to work.

 

[Saltarius]

"Given that Bitchy probably has hired the people we hate the most, the two are probably chugging a shit cocktail while trying to paint us as the bad guys."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hey, zombie, here's your smoothie."
I pass zombie a mango smoothie.
"And here's yours, Paddy"
I pass paddy a heroine, crack and liquid LSD smoothie.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Because space magic, Ryan. The Goddamn space magic"
I respawn

 

[MinimanZombie]

I drink the smoothie. "Cheers." I then start reading the comic. I'm never mentioned. Not once. Not when I mercy killed Xot, Not when I beat T.O.M, not even when I got a dragon under my control.

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, we need a female lead because this mall has a total sausagefest going on. Aside from Sam but she's too busy bawling her eyes out over Xot's picture. And also I need to be characterized by my logistic views on life, and my character arc will begin and end with me questioning whether or not life has meaning."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I didn't ask for this but damn I'm grateful." I down it all before using the high to write the greatest comic script ever created by mankind.

((I swear to god I don't do drugs in real life, I'm way too uncool for that.))

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I say over a the malls PA "I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS"

and get back to watching x-files

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit dude, even Alan Moore would give you props. You illustrated the perfect moral grey taht is our lives, especially emphasized when Xot was killed. Also the art's pretty nice. Wait...when the fuck did that show up?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grab scrubs and set off on the QUEST FOR THE GENDER-SWAP MACHINE!!!!!

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't know man. I'm on drugs."

((More details on the comic tomorrow gang.))

 

[Saltarius]

"Anyways, you Chuckles! Get teh fuck out here and fight me!"

I proceed to use my super ultimate power attack, plugging my industrial battery to the mall's outlets and using an attack even stronger than the Optic Blast.

"FOURTH WAVE!"


The mall is plunged into darkness as the wave cascades about, searching for the laughing shithead.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"KNIFE!" "crap I left him behind"

I activate the stealth function and move to get knife, and drag him back to my new base.

"wait what did sig say?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I return with the STAFF OF GENDERSWAPPING

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I put knife in a bed unconscious

and make sure everything is armed.

"Damn powers out, good thing I have a backup generator."

I load my rifle, sling it on my back, grab my pistol and vibrosword, focus all of the base power to defence, and prepare to defend...

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: No Ryan, Just no. I wanted to make you overpowered as a joke. You can't just go invisible. Nor can you come into our fort. We secured it? Remember? Plus, when did you get an overpowered sword?]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

[OOC: No Ryan, Just no. I wanted to make you overpowered as a joke. You can't just go invisible. Nor can you come into our fort. We secured it? Remember?]

no I don't remember and he said adam jenses plus the powers out. I did it, stop, you have no power, I do. The sword is just a sword, that vibrates slightly on a frequency so it cuts more effectively, I got it when you snuck in my base, remember?

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: What? See, you're adding stuff to yourself, and your base. You haven't established any of it. Plus, with the sword, fair enough. But the base is still a god damn base. You can't walk in just cause the powers out.]