Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

SIGMA CASTELL used the STAFF OF GENDERSWAPPING on Ryan.
Ryan is now a cheerleader.
...
"Crap, I thought I turned that thing off.."
"You can't turn off magic, idiot."
"Shut up scrubs. And since when could you talk outside my head?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: fine then, I didnt go invisible, and I just stayed in my base, but remember you never said you took my laptop before so I guess that would mean I would have never to have left my base. but I'll leave that alone.

RYAN cuts off sigma's head takes the staff and reverses it...

 

[Saltarius]

"SIGMA! DESTROY THE STAFF NOW!"

I try and boost my way over before I realize I'm still plugged into the mall. I'm going to have to wait till the Wave hits it's target.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Alright, fine. I'm sorry about this argument we had.]
I decide to light a lantern, and hang it up in the center of the fort.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan successfully reverses it after he kills sigma...

OOC: its okay, just man it was starting to get annoying...

Ryan uses it on sig when he respawns and he is now a cheerleader... he then destroys the staff...

 

[Sigma Castell]

Unfortunatly, Ryans enormous breasts got in the way of her swordslash, and I manage to dodge. I grab the Staff and run.
"Why You want me to destroy it salt?"

 

[RaNDM G]

heh heh heh heh heh A HA HA HA HA HA HA

The lantern drops on Zombie. The hot oil engulfs him in flames and burns him to death.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan psionically makes sigma explode and repeats his intended action...

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make a mangoe smoothie and pour it on Zombies flaming corpse.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

sig is now a cheerleader and the staff is destroyed

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys...where the fuck was that Lil Cal doll I made? Where the hell did the Fourth Wave go? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU LAUGHING SHITHEAD?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I run up and knock out sig and proceed to take off her clothes and burn them, then run back to my base and watch x-files...

 

[MinimanZombie]

I re-spawn with all my gear as usual. I walk over to Salt. "Don't worry. He's right here." I show him that I'm giving Lil Cal a piggy back ride.

 

[Saltarius]

Hey Bitchy, if you don't mind helping us out here.

I say screw it and unplug myself from the mall and fly into the air, my crossbows out and ready to fire.

"FACE ME YOU LAUGHING SHIT."

 

[RaNDM G]

heh heh you talk too much

Salt's suit tightens around his neck and strangles him.

 

[Saltarius]

"Son of a...*cough* *****."

I activate the suit disassembler, causing the parts to fall off my body and barely keep me from being killed. I then put on my smaller sleeker suit and grab my blade.

"What's so funny?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I load my rifle and head out into the mall towards the laughing, I laugh at sig as I walk by her naked unconscious body...

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So...Giggly. Mind if I call you that? May I ask why you're harassing us? And why are you in our heads?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I stop at sig and poke her with my rifle until she wakes up...

 

[RaNDM G]

The sword is pulled out of Salt's hands. He is impaled through his stomach.

heh heh

The rifle goes off, firing a bullet through sig's skull.

heh heh heh heh