Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

Knife gets pantsed.

 

[Saltarius]

"Some laughing asshole is trying to screw with us. Ignore him and he'll go away."

 

[Saltarius]

"Screw this. Let me see those pants."

I flash a UV light over the pants to see two visible handprints.

"Just follow the trail man."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ah, ok then." I say, before going to retrive a new pair of jeans.

 

[Saltarius]

"GODDAMIT IT LINCOLN MARCH IS THOMAS WAYNE JR, I mean yeah."

I proceed to read all the current issues of Batman while ignoring the hell out of Giggles.

I wait for one of his supposed hands reaches for me before I turn and fire a round directly at him.

"You honestly thought I wouldn't take some ammo from everyone else on the G-Team?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ow."

Salt has just shot Xot in the face.

"Great. Someone comes back from the dead, and the one thing you do is shoot him in the face. That's really smart."

 

[Saltarius]

"What. No I mean, what. The fuck are you alive? We shot your corpse into space ."

OOC: We're linked in the Mall Fight TV Tropes page. No examples involving us are in though...

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well I'm not the spitting image of health here."

Xot steps aside. The bullet, which should have smashed Xot's face in, has instead hit a neon sign, which falls and crashes on Knife as he puts on a new pair of jeans.

heh heh i didn't even have anything to do with that

"Did you hear something?"

Spoiler: OOC

OOC: We're linked in the Mall Fight TV Tropes page. No examples involving us are in though...

We're not part of the "canon" Mall Fight universe. Give it time.

 

[Knife-28]

"Ow! Sonuvabitch!" I cry as I dive via neon sign crushment. I respawn, walk over to Salt and snatch the gun out of his hands. "No. More. Shooting. Allys. Ok?"

 

[Saltarius]

?Hey. Woah. This fucker tried to strangle me with my suit and stab me with my sword, so shut up. And how the hell did you make it back? Did the Romulans find you or some shit?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"The fuck is a Romulan?"

i dunno

"... Seriously. Who is that?"

 

[Saltarius]

?They're a race from Star Trek, it's ironic because we sent you out like Spock in Star Trek 2 and...?

Without warning I fire all my crossbow bolts and revolver rounds into the air before sending out an Optic Blast.

?Where is that giggling bastard? And I reiterate, how the fuck are you alive??

 

[RaNDM G]

"You shot a bullet through my face. I am seemingly unharmed. You can figure this out."

 

[Knife-28]

"Your a zombie ghost arn't you." I say to Xot.

 

[RaNDM G]

 

[Knife-28]

"Is that a yes, or a no?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh..."

the fucking idiot doesn't even know he's dead!

"Hey! Shut up!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yo guys whats happenin'?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Not much."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yo Sam, chill. I told you he'd be back. Although I thought there'd be an explanation."