Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"He put us in here and ran the mall. At least he did before the G-Team killed him."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Wait hes the one who put us in the mall?"
"Who's controlling it now?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I literally just said that." I don some shutter shades and recline in a deck chair while blasting hip hop from my boombox and smoking crack.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com nodded, "Made it myself."
The golfing cart of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM is a normal golfing cart, but surrounded by metal sheets. On it are makeshift cannons, using homemade gunpowder and PVC pipe, filled with Knives.
The outside is covered in jacks, all pointy side out. The roof has fire on it, fueled by gasoline. Around the entire thing is a layer of barbed wire.
"Can I control the mall?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Xot's boss is running this shit now." I blow a puff of smoke.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I look for a vent and start fuelling hallucinogens into it...

"PROSTITUTE ATTACK!!!!!!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nice try Ryans. I'm already constantly high and wearing a gas mask anyway, and Zombie and Salt have filters in their suits. Hey where's Sigma?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"exaclty wheres sigma?"

"I gotta laugh at her"

"Anyway corns gonna be affected"

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com activates the fan in his car, keeping the gas from his Golf Cart of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
"Honestly?"
He fires one of his cannons at Ryan, causing it to launch 20 knives at him, along with a plush of Knife-28

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan takes cover

"Not bad, but seriously we gotta laugh at sig...."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I detect a note of transphobia in all your statements. I won't have that." I shoot Ryans in the head with my souped up sniper rifle. His skull detonates.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn

"transphobia?"

you mean because sigs a chick, and naked?

 

[Saltarius]

I then dispense my tear bucket, mockingly telling him to fill it. *****.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I won't have any mockery of anyone's body in this mall."

 

[Saltarius]

"We will have praise of my body however. Extensive amounts of it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm surprisingly ok with this."

 

[Saltarius]

"Woah man, we can't let bromance get in the way of our true goal. Whatever the fuck our true goal is."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com runs up to Ryan, pulls out his makeshift Hand Cannon. He fills it with forks, and shoots at Ryan.
Ryan feels a fork fly into his eye, piercing it, and driving it to his skull.
Doctor Com then follows this up by knocking Salt upside the head with a sledgehammer.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I accept this fact, we must not be distracted from our goal! Apart from everything that's just happened."

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude, the fuck are you doing? You realize there is one of you and three of the G-Team, right?"

I twist Com's neck and snap it.

"Anyways Paddy, depending on the time of day, I go either way, but we've got to figure out who the fuck Giggles is. And why Xot is here."